Mindy Kaling Tries Out Child Abuse Joke on Good Morning America
On Wednesday, Mindy Kaling stopped by Good Morning America to promote her new Inside Out voice acting role as the emotion “Disgust.” And—well—it was true to character.
Darren Wilson Says He Would Shoot Michael Brown Again
In a short preview of an hour-plus interview taped with ABC's George Stephanopoulos at a "secret location," Stephanopoulos revealed that Officer Darren Wilson told him Tuesday that he shot Michael Brown because he "feared for his life."
Here Is Benedict Cumberbatch With a Giant Penguin
Here is a picture of sentient Deviant Art archive Benedict Cumberbatch cheesing it up with a man in costume as a giant cartoon penguin, at a New York City event for the premiere of Penguins of Madagascar. Ah, the theater!
Diane Sawyer Stepping Down as Anchor of ABC World News
ABC has announced that World News's Diane Sawyer will be stepping down from her role as anchor in order to pursue other roles with the network. Replacing her will be Good Morning America cohost George Stephanopoulos for breaking stories and David Muir for day-to-day anchoring duties, thus returning network nightly…
Romney's Campaign Calls Women's Issues Nothing But 'Shiny Objects' of Distraction
In their neverending quest to alienate the lady voters of America, Romney's campaign took another giant (mis)step toward accomplishing the goal of having only one woman cast her vote for Mitt in November. (Ann Romney is nothing if not loyal to dear Mittens.) Romney's senior campaign advisor Eric Fehrnstrom was on…
Rick Santorum Definitely Hates Porn, But He Certainly Doesn't Mind Profiting From It
Rick Santorum, who will never be President but who can still keep his boyish dreams alive by pretending he can run for AmericaPope, has caught some flack in the last few days for his puritanical position on porn. Santorum believes that porn is responsible for all manner of social ills, from divorce to critical lack of…
Watch GMA's George Stephanopoulos and Josh Elliott Go Into Full-On Protective Dad Mode
Because gross and unsettling things rarely seem to clear up on their own, 41-year-old James Hooker and 18-year-old Jordan Powers, the couple who met when Powers was enrolled in Hooker's classroom at a Modesto, California high school, have continued their awful media circus, this time going on Dr. Phil to be…
Herman Cain's Mistress Is The Most Boring Mistress Ever
Herman Cain's alleged mistress Ginger White took to Good Morning America this morning, where George Stephanopoulos tried to ask her a bunch of gotcha questions and White responded by successfully avoiding saying one interesting thing. How is it that she's so boring? Her name's Ginger! She was flown all around the…
Elisabeth Hasselbeck's GMA Debut Is Adequate Enough
Today in her first story for GMA, family and parenting correspondent Elisabeth Hasselbeck examined the budding trend of teens wanting tattoos. It's groundbreaking reportage, but the best part comes after the segment, when Elisabeth sasses George Stephanopoulos.
Ewan Praises Polanski, Insults Stephanopoulos On GMA
Ghost Writer's Ewan McGregor is still refusing to comment on director Roman Polanski's legal problems "because it has nothing to do with me." He is, however, willing to provide Olympic analysis and told George Stephanopoulos his life's work is boring.
Andrew Young Justifies Edwards Scandal Cover-Up
Today on GMA, Andrew Young described the moment he agreed to claim paternity of John Edwards' love child (apparently, Edwards asked him while shopping in PetSmart). George Stephanopoulos wonders, "How can you not simply say, 'Are you crazy?'"
Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him
It turns out that it's not just us who miss Sarah Palin's presence on the national stage. She's reportedly fielding interview requests from Oprah, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, Barbara Walters and George Stephanopoulos, in addition to calls from talent agents. So far, she's got 800 requests for appearances…
"Smack Dat" Will Never Sound The Same Again
