Did you know that Amanda Lucas, daughter of George Lucas, is an MMA fighter specializing in the Japanese art of grappling the shit out of someone known as Jujutsu? (There's also a Brazilian version, which you can learn all about on Spike while listening to Joe Rogan scream into a microphone.) Well, she is, and now…

Just kidding, it's Robert A. Iger, chairman and CEO of the Walt Disney Company, and George Lucas, chairman and founder of Lucasfilm (der) signing the agreement for Disney to acquire Lucasfilm. Cool, it's two old rich white guys doing a deal for billions of dollars, totally unusual, nothing to see here.

• Amber Portwood was arrested this afternoon and charged with three felonies, including one count of neglect of a dependent and two counts of domestic battery for allegedly hitting former fiancé Gary Shirley while filming Teen Mom.

You may have heard that George Lucas wants to do something very, very creepy: "buy the rights to dead actors." For the purposes of making them perform from beyond the grave. As we know, this is a bad idea.

• Mariah Carey was spotted being pushed through LAX yesterday in a wheelchair. Naturally, this ignited more rumors that Mimi is pregnant.

• Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen are allegedly on a break. When asked how wedding plans are going yesterday, Rachel said, "No, no plans," and pointed to her ring-less hand adding, "No nothing."

• Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has been fired from Melrose Place along with co-star Colin Egglesfield, with whom she was rumored to be flirting on-set.

[Venice, September 6. Image via Getty.]

• GLAAD is concerned about Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of homosexuality in Brüno: