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New York, 8:53 PM
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    05/18/09

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    Well, it could've been worse. Then again, I am a little sick in the head.
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    05/18/09

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    Poor Wiiliam. And to think in the English Patient he thought that the worst that could ever happen to him was to have a finger chopped off.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/18/09

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    Also, this is a terrible waste of a Willem Dafoe. I can think of about 90 jillion things I'd rather do with him.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    05/18/09

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    Oh for the fuck of fuck. And squeamish little me thought the parts I viewed of "Saw" yesterday on SciFi channel were nasty. I am clearly not the target audience for "cutting edge" cinema products. I will be over her singing "la la la" with my hands over my ears watching "Hoppity Goes To Town".
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    Image of PrarieMuffin PrarieMuffin
    05/18/09

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    What could the point of this movie possibly be?


    Bueller?

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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    05/18/09

    @PrarieMuffin: Von Trier is a sadist is the point, I think. I've never seen a director who likes to see his subjects suffer more. Also, isn't Von Trier the one who makes movies about how much America sucks, even though he has never been?
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    05/18/09

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    "...the mother (Charlotte Gainsbourg)leaves more than a month's hospitalization and enters into the care of her husband (Willem Dafoe), a professional therapist."


    See, you lost me there. Why would someone enter pysch care with their own spouse? The whole film is not believable to me anymore.

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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    05/18/09

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    Sheesh..... I mean WTF. Now i am just.... Who comes up with that?
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    05/18/09

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    Oh God in heaven... that make my lady parts retreat to my toes. NO SCISSORS FOR YOU, Lady!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/18/09

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    And side note to the editorial staff: I have that very same drill at home, though in gray. I don't think I'll be touching it anytime soon, which will make home improvements very difficult.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    05/18/09

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    Argh! This is why I watch nice films like Say Anything, and Pillow Talk!


    (Also it reminds me of 'Hard Candy' with Ellen Page and Night Owl II, I mean Patrick Wilson. That also made me do an :O face for about an hour. Ack.)

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    05/18/09

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    *blink*


    I suddenly feel the need to go home, have several tall, cool drinks, and chat with my genitalia and assure them that nothing like that will ever happen to them.

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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    05/18/09

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    So I was all like, "How bad could it be? I mean, I've seen Teeth. Can't be worse than that..."


    And then it was.

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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    05/18/09

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    Oh. The thing about him didn't bother me, but when they got to her...


    It was like the first time someone showed me the web-page for a "DIY Clitorectamy".


    *shudders*

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    Image of xilo xilo
    05/18/09

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    That has been one of my worst fears since I read a fantasy book as a kid in which a sex slave bites off his mistresses' clitoris. Not that it's likely to happen, since I don't keep sex slaves. But reading that made it all come back.
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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    05/18/09

    @xilo: Ok, yea, never having oral sex now. Ever, ever. I think I need to buy my Monchichi a margarita for even thinking about it *shudder*
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    05/18/09

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    Wow. That was disturbing.
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