Uuuuuuugh, apps. Remember when the iPhone first came out and everyone was all peeing their jeans over pointless novelty apps? "Look! My phone looks like a glass of beer and then when I tilt it it looks like I'm drinking my phone!" "See, it's like my regular face, only now I have a craaaaaaaazy mouth!" "So, it's a…

Since the dawn of metrosexuality and the entrance of manscaping as a legitimate term in our language, this moment has been inevitable. Guys getting waxed "down there" has finally become a trend, and business is booming as men discover the joys of having hot wax swabbed all over your genitals and the subsequent rush of…

Soccer referees are supposed to penalize players who curse at them. But they don't always — and a new study shows they're more likely to crack down on certain swear words than others.

Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office — if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?… [Jalopnik]

Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office — if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?… [Jalopnik]

Yes, the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, but just because you don't have to tend to your lady bits with wacky treatments doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy a stress-reducing vaginal steam bath! L.A. spas can help — for a price.

What do men and women focus on when they see sexy pictures? Turns out, it's not what you'd expect.

AskMen has, in fact, asked men, and their "Great Male Survey 2010" determines that guys envy Italians, dislike having doctors touch their balls — and, as a whole, are actually pretty nice.

"Why are women so obsessed with the size of a man's cock, wanting ones 6" and over, kicking others aside, when really they should concentrate on love, putting the size of the cock right out of her mind?" [Guardian]

"Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?" asks The Onion. That hidden kilo of coke is always a compelling reason, but I prefer "awesome genitals" — which, coincidentally, is the name of my band. [The Onion]

If your jaded psyche wasn't scarred by this or this, read what Charlotte Gainsbourg does to Willem Dafoe's genitals in the upcoming Antichrist — then crawl into a corner and weep. [New York]

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy.

So MSNBC.com has a lil' ol' survey up on its site right now on sex and lying. Ooooh!, your Jezzies thought, We love sex! We love lying! So we took the quiz ourselves to see how we compared against the other survey takers. The pressing questions we had to answer: How often do you fake an orgasm?; If you do, why?; Have…