It seems like Gene Simmons, aka The Demon from Kiss, aka an old fart that has been lingering in the air since 1982 has realized that after his lengthy career as a rock god and a much shorter career as a reality TV star, he is edging closer to cultural irrelevancy. So, the man wrote a book, and boy, he's got some…

As we collectively reel from the death of Robin Williams yesterday, here's another punch in the gut. Lauren Bacall has passed away at age 89.

In today's Tweet Beat, Crystal Hefner wrestles with a crucial outfits choice, Gene Simmons is a Zac Efron fan, apparently, and Albert Brooks mourns his friend.

Outnumbered is a Fox News program in which four female panelists invite various tentacles of the patriarchy on air. Together, they all express loud confusion at various topics, including but not limited to "Beyoncé voters" and nubility. This week they discussed sexism, and it was terrible.

In today's Tweet Beat, Idris Elba is Idris Elba, Zosia Mamet is having issues with Vanity Fair and Gene Simmons and Cher USED TO LIVE TOGETHER, in case you forgot.

In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken them under her wing. By which I mean she signed them to her talent agency, Ja-Tail Enterprises—which has no other…

Last night, the ensemble cast of Oliver Stone's Savages walked the red carpet looking like genuine movie stars.

Just as you were getting up this morning Rihanna was on the princess phone telling her bestie Katy Perry about the non-stop fuckathon she'd just enjoyed at Ashton Kutcher's place. We're guessing. Photographed pulling into the driveway of his LA home late last night, complete with security detail, the singer had a…

British Comedian Russell Brand was forced to cancel his show in Canada on Saturday after customs officials refused to let him into the country. No word on why exactly he was denied entry yesterday, but it's not the first time he's had trouble with customs. Earlier this year, Japan refused to let him in because of his…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, "poop transplant" is a real medical procedure involving human feces, Long Island Lolita Amy Fisher gets a new face, and Bam Margera opens up for the first time since his friend Ryan Dunn's death.

When Gene Simmons and girlfriend of 26 years Shannon Tweed gave an awkward and somber interview on the Today Show Monday morning, many speculated that it was all just a PR stunt.

Earlier today, Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed, his partner of over 26 years, gave quite the interview during the Today Show's fourth hour. KLG commented that it was "tense in the studio" — to which Simmons replied, "Oh, kill me now."

• Even before Charlotte Lewis raised more questions about Roman Polanski's continued predation after pleading guilty to statutory rape, Michael Douglas said that he wouldn't sign a petition for him because Polanski "did break the law." [Associated Press]

Today in Tweet Beat, while some celebs pick fights with one another on Twitter (like Lindsay Lohan and George Lopez), Jane Fonda and Kelly Cutrone focus on their mutual admiration for each other.

• Finally, the gossip some of you have been waiting for:

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Mariah Carey explains her drunken acceptance speech, Dixie Carter is an advocate for spastic necks, and Heidi Fleiss thanks God for abortions.

• Charlie Sheen was arrested yesterday morning in Aspen and charged with "second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief," after a 911 call "regarding a domestic violence situation" was placed from where Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller were staying. [People]

Celebrities, both with and without their children, were out in full force last night, showing off their fancy pants Halloween costumes to the world. Ahead, a roundup of the most notable costumes of the night.