Breaking: Millennials Want Nice Things But Don't Want to Work For Them

Everyone likes to talk shit abut Millennials. Old fogeys are always like, "You don't know the value of a dollar and a hard day's work!" Hey, all you oldies. As a millennial, I know what hard work looks like. One time, my parents didn't get me an iPhone when they just came out even though I worked really hard as a… » 5/02/13 6:40pm 5/02/13 6:40pm

Dear Millennials: You're OK. You'll Survive. Really.

Are you guys as worried about the Millennials as I am? Lately, they've seemed, I don't know, kinda down. Maybe they're depressed? Getting their collective generation-wide period? All I know is that you can't throw an e-cigarette-shaped dart without hitting another handwringing study wondering what will happen to them:… » 3/29/13 5:50pm 3/29/13 5:50pm