Pope Says the Catholic Church Is Great at Handling Sexual Assault

Happy Ash Wednesday! Pope Francis, previously deemed the saving grace of the modern Catholic Church, is proving once and for all that you can't get rid of thousands of years inadequacy with one complex man. » 3/05/14 12:40pm 3/05/14 12:40pm

What It Was Like to Get Married During Macklemore's Grammy Performance

Like any young couple in love, Brittany Pennington and Sally Beaver wanted to get married in a way that they would never forget. Some couples go big by renting a horse and buggy, skydiving out of an airplane, or getting married in Las Vegas by Elvis (hey, don't knock it till you try it). But Pennington and Beaver did… » 2/25/14 7:45pm 2/25/14 7:45pm

How to Have a Twitter Meltdown on Gay Marriage

You may have heard that yesterday the Indiana State Senate decided not to consider a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. In this day and age, you might think of this as a victory, but not Indiana State Senator Mike Delph. He just had an epic, but predictable Twitter meltdown over the decision. After the jump … » 2/14/14 5:30pm 2/14/14 5:30pm

Daughter Whose Dad Offered Millions to Marry Is Like, 'Stop, I'm Gay'

In 2012, a Hong Kong gagillionaire named Cecil Chao Sze-tsung offered more than $100 million to find his daughter a husband. The only problem? She's a lesbian. Denial is expensive. When she didn't select an appropriate man because she's a lesbian, Mr. Chao upped the ante to $130 million and that's when his daughter… » 1/29/14 10:40am 1/29/14 10:40am

People Found Last Night's Grammys So, So, So Disgusting

Award shows present the average Joe/Jane Twitter with the opportunity, from the comfort of their own midpriced sweatpants, to talk shit about celebrities who make commercially successful art-products that are not to the tastes of said Joe/Jane Twitter, and last night's Grammy awards telecast was no exception. But while … » 1/27/14 12:10pm 1/27/14 12:10pm

Is Polygamy the New Gay Marriage? This Polygamist Thinks So.

If gay marriage is really about legal rights and the government staying out of people's bedrooms, then why can't the same idea apply to polygamist unions? That's what Kody Brown, star of TLC's Sister Wives, presented in his case challenging Utah's ban on polygamy. The state is also struggling to reaching a unanimous… » 1/10/14 10:00am 1/10/14 10:00am

I Was An NFL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A Bigot

Hello. My name is Chris Kluwe, and for eight years I was the punter for the Minnesota Vikings. In May 2013, the Vikings released me from the team. At the time, quite a few people asked me if I thought it was because of my recent activism for same-sex marriage rights, and I was very careful in how I answered the… » 1/02/14 8:59pm 1/02/14 8:59pm

Conservatives STILL Trying to Fight Same-Sex Marriage in Utah

On Monday, a District Judge ruled that Utah's ban against same sex marriage is invalid, despite state lawyers filing for a stay over the weekend. This decision means Utah remains the 18th state where gay couples can marry, along with the District of Columbia. However local conservatives won't let the constitution stop… » 12/24/13 10:40am 12/24/13 10:40am