Benedict Cumberbatch Kills Your Dreams, Will Marry Fiancée Today 

Gangly ginger and unlikely heartthrob Benedict Cumberbatch, will marry pregnant fiancee Sophie Hunter today. According to various sources, Cumberbatch has been scheming this vile plan to stomp all over your heart for some time. Sources also confirm that the couple will marry on the Isle of Wight, the windiest place in… »2/14/15 10:35am2/14/15 10:35am

Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas to the Yard

As you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the Middle East hawk some milkshakes. A faction of Sunni Muslim MPs had taken their issues with Kardashian's visit up with Parliament before her arrival ("she's an actress with an extremely bad reputation"),… »12/03/12 9:00am12/03/12 9:00am

Loopy TV-Lovers, Get Ready For 'Celebrity Wife Swap'

Holy shit, you guys: Tuesday nights are about to get bonkers. The couples partaking in the first-ever season of Celebrity Wife Swap have been announced, and the stars who have enlisted are like gold mine. A few of the participants may have been expected (at this point, what reality show hasn't Gary Busey been on?).… »12/02/11 4:30pm12/02/11 4:30pm

Celebrity Rehab: Two Grown Men + Calling Shotgun = Screaming Match

It's already been established on Celebrity Rehab »11/20/08 7:00pm11/20/08 7:00pm (and on ) that Gary Busey is kinda insane in the membrane, stemming from a motorcycle accident in the early '80s. Jeff Conaway, on the other hand, is sort of a big baby. (He called 911 because the rehab facility would not give him painkillers.) Anyway, the two ended up…