Not All The Stars In Hollywood Can Keep New Year's Eve From Being…

Honestly, Love, Actually was not a bad movie. Unfortunately, its success taught Hollywood a terrible lesson: Cram a crapload of stars into one flick, and the masses will pay to see it. Off course, by "masses," we mean women, because we're the ones these projects are aggressively marketed towards. After He's Just Not… » 12/09/11 2:15pm 12/09/11 2:15pm

Overboard: Stockholm-Syndrome Sex And Class Comeuppance

The horrifying rumor is that Jennifer Lopez will star in an Overboard remake. She's no Goldie Hawn, though, as my sister says, Matthew McConaughey is inevitable for the Kurt Russell role. Let's look back at the flawed but addictive original. » 7/01/10 2:00pm 7/01/10 2:00pm

Um: Jamie Foxx To Write Laverne & Shirley (Updated)

We heard whispers about a Jennifer Garner/Jessica Biel Laverne & Shirley movie; now details have surfaced. It'll be directed by Garry Marshall — creator of the 1976 TV show — and written by that noted girl-power authority, Jamie Foxx. UPDATE: » 3/24/10 12:30pm 3/24/10 12:30pm

Valentine's Day: What He's Just Not That Into You Hath Wrought

In February, thanks to a star-studded cast and aggressive marketing, He's Just Not That Into You made $94 million, despite being a gay minstrel show with "desperately needy" heroines and black people punchlines. Guess what? » 5/11/09 2:00pm 5/11/09 2:00pm