Get Ready for Old Age: You'll Feel Really Hot

According to a newly released poll from Gallup, men feel better about their looks than women feel about theirs at almost every age, minorities generally feel better about how they look than white people and middle-aged people feel the worst about how they look. Well! » 7/11/14 12:00pm 7/11/14 12:00pm

The World According to How Emotional Everyone Is

Ugh, El Salvador. Always on their period, right!?!? I can't tell you the number of times El Salvador has woken me up in the middle of the night because they just watched an ASPCA commercial and need to come over and eat some Ben & Jerry's. But then Russia—have you ever seen that dude upset? It's like, bro, sometimes… » 11/29/12 4:50pm 11/29/12 4:50pm

Conservatives Declare Victory On Abortion, Defeat On Gay Marriage

Speaking to a Christian magazine, Jim Daly, the CEO of Focus on the Family recently conceded that when it comes to the culture wars, you win some, you lose some. And he's probably right. » 5/23/11 5:30pm 5/23/11 5:30pm

North Korea To Eat Again!

Yo citizens! North Korea was just about to celebrate its 20th anniversary on our State Sponsors Of Terrorism list when Condi Rice went and pulled them abruptly off it. Now she's telling everyone we'll be sending them food and shit!! Megan is skeptical about this, but with food prices where they are right now and all… » 6/26/08 10:30am 6/26/08 10:30am