Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Heckler Kanye Punched

Now that Kanye West has been accused of battery after allegedly punching an 18-year-old racist who went on an aggressive rant to Kim Kardashian outside of a medical building in Beverly Hills, Kim is mulling her options. According to TMZ, she and her lawyer have decided to mount a counterattack by filing a police report … » 1/15/14 9:09am 1/15/14 9:09am

Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress

It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.* » 7/18/13 11:30pm 7/18/13 11:30pm

Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary

Hey, have you ever wondered what people will look like thousands and thousands of years after you've decomposed to dust and everyone has forgotten your name? Well, wonder no more — thanks to the magic of computers, we now have what one pair of researchers claims is a picture of how our great great great great great… » 6/10/13 4:00pm 6/10/13 4:00pm

Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy

If you thought the constant wearing of Bluetooth headsets was bad, just wait until we all have vibrating tattoos. That totally sounds like a made up product that some company tries to sell you on April Fool's Day, but it's actually a real thing that Nokia just patented that will allow you to connect wirelessly to your… » 3/21/12 10:00am 3/21/12 10:00am