Kanye & Future Debut Incredibly Sexist Video Game; World Rolls Eyes

Yesterday, hip-hop artist Future took a break from being autotuned to within an inch of his life to release a video game designed to be played while listening to his latest single "I Won." The game involves two men in lounge chairs on a beach throwing gold necklaces at bikini-clad women passing by. Once the women are… » 5/09/14 2:40am 5/09/14 2:40am

Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Heckler Kanye Punched

Now that Kanye West has been accused of battery after allegedly punching an 18-year-old racist who went on an aggressive rant to Kim Kardashian outside of a medical building in Beverly Hills, Kim is mulling her options. According to TMZ, she and her lawyer have decided to mount a counterattack by filing a police… » 1/15/14 9:09am 1/15/14 9:09am

Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary

Hey, have you ever wondered what people will look like thousands and thousands of years after you've decomposed to dust and everyone has forgotten your name? Well, wonder no more — thanks to the magic of computers, we now have what one pair of researchers claims is a picture of how our great great great great great… » 6/10/13 4:00pm 6/10/13 4:00pm

Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy

If you thought the constant wearing of Bluetooth headsets was bad, just wait until we all have vibrating tattoos. That totally sounds like a made up product that some company tries to sell you on April Fool's Day, but it's actually a real thing that Nokia just patented that will allow you to connect wirelessly to your… » 3/21/12 10:00am 3/21/12 10:00am