Yes or No, Vol. 3: Meghan Trainor, JMSN & Run the Jewels

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop. » 10/15/14 6:50pm 10/15/14 6:50pm

Yes or No, Vol. 2: Miguel, Jaden Smith and Tiger Village

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There's really no debating this, come on, stop. » 10/10/14 8:00pm 10/10/14 8:00pm

Ciara Breaks Up With Fiancé Future Because He Couldn't Stop Cheating

Ciara has broken up with her fiancé rapper Future because he reportedly couldn’t keep it in his pants. The couple also have a three month old baby named Future Zahir Wilburn and this is the summer of unhappiness. » 8/13/14 1:20pm 8/13/14 1:20pm

Ciara and Future Had a Baby Boy, Named Him Future

Congratulations to Ciara and her fiance Future! The couple just had their first child, a boy. And, according to the singer's Instagram, they named him...Future. » 5/20/14 9:10pm 5/20/14 9:10pm

Kanye & Future Debut Incredibly Sexist Video Game; World Rolls Eyes

Yesterday, hip-hop artist Future took a break from being autotuned to within an inch of his life to release a video game designed to be played while listening to his latest single "I Won." The game involves two men in lounge chairs on a beach throwing gold necklaces at bikini-clad women passing by. Once the women are… » 5/09/14 2:40am 5/09/14 2:40am

Let's Talk About How Kanye Wants to Dip Kim's Ass in Gold

Future and Kanye have been collaborating on a new single, "I Won," and the pair just dropped the video. It's a combination of homage to their respective significant others and also long, lingering shots of sandy, bathing-suit-clad babes. It's weird. » 4/18/14 3:45pm 4/18/14 3:45pm

Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Heckler Kanye Punched

Now that Kanye West has been accused of battery after allegedly punching an 18-year-old racist who went on an aggressive rant to Kim Kardashian outside of a medical building in Beverly Hills, Kim is mulling her options. According to TMZ, she and her lawyer have decided to mount a counterattack by filing a police… » 1/15/14 9:09am 1/15/14 9:09am

Welcome Global Warming in This Sexy Innertube Dress

It's fucking hot, and you want to get in the water right now? Well, this inflatable dress will cool you off in style — and you can probably even use it to masturbate, too. Both Gary Busey and this guy would be proud.* » 7/18/13 11:30pm 7/18/13 11:30pm

Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary

Hey, have you ever wondered what people will look like thousands and thousands of years after you've decomposed to dust and everyone has forgotten your name? Well, wonder no more — thanks to the magic of computers, we now have what one pair of researchers claims is a picture of how our great great great great great… » 6/10/13 4:00pm 6/10/13 4:00pm

Vibrating Tattoos for the Mind-Bogglingly Lazy

If you thought the constant wearing of Bluetooth headsets was bad, just wait until we all have vibrating tattoos. That totally sounds like a made up product that some company tries to sell you on April Fool's Day, but it's actually a real thing that Nokia just patented that will allow you to connect wirelessly to your… » 3/21/12 10:00am 3/21/12 10:00am

Interview: 'Generation Me' Talks Texting, Careers, And Narcissism

This year's college graduates are supposedly deluded about their job prospects and devoid of empathy — probably because technology has rotted their brains. To find out if this was true, I decided to ask one: my brother. » 6/28/10 4:00pm 6/28/10 4:00pm

The Future Is Now: An End-Of-Decade Look At Things To Come

It's about to be 2010, which means: The Future! But what will that look like? To find out, let's take a tour through some famous visions of the future in TV and film. » 12/15/09 2:40pm 12/15/09 2:40pm

Yes, And We Call Him Hitachi.

1928: "In this happy future, no old maid need look under the bed for a man, in vain." Instead she'll buy a custom robot to warm her bed - which is obviously better than no man at all. [PaleoFuture] » 7/28/09 3:30pm 7/28/09 3:30pm

The Children Of The Future, Prevented

In the year 2029, we'll all smoke birth control cigarettes after sex. Check out this and other imagined "artifacts from the future" at Wired. [Wired] » 6/23/09 3:30pm 6/23/09 3:30pm