What a Time to Be Alive: Jezebel's 67th Emmys Liveblog, Forever

Here we are, on the biggest night in the entire world and/or since last night: the 67th Annual Primetime Emmys. Will they be as shitshow as last year’s, or will they be an even shittiershow? Maybe all of that! The Jezebel staff will be exploring these and more important questions all night in our liveblog, sponsored… »9/20/15 7:40pm9/20/15 7:40pm

Car Thief Leads Cops Through Chase, Then Dances to Future’s 'Where Ya At'

Sometimes when a song is so good, you can’t help yourself from showing off some moves, even if you’re running from the cops. On Wednesday night, a woman stole a car and was chased by police through downtown Los Angeles. The suspect was weaving in and out of traffic and running through red lights. Her joy ride finally… »8/27/15 11:45pm8/27/15 11:45pm

Watch Lauren Greenfield's Doc On Magic City, Legendary ATL Strip Club

Anyone who even has a cursory interest in Southern hip-hop culture knows that for decades, Atlanta’s Magic City “Adult Entertainment Nightclub” has been its fulcrum—so important in breaking and predicting hit records that superstars would rather service their tracks to its DJs than anyone at radio. »7/10/15 11:31am7/10/15 11:31am

Mila J & Future Dropped a Freaky Sex Heater, Also An Ode to Jodeci

As most sane people know, Jodeci’s “Freek’N You” is one of the best sex jams of all time. I’m not sure if this in fact is a case for Future’s sanity (he messed things up with Ciara, for god’s sake) but at least here, in the presence of Mila J, we know he still possesses a modicum of reason. On “Freaknic,” the duo… »6/11/15 7:00pm6/11/15 7:00pm

Kanye & Future Debut Incredibly Sexist Video Game; World Rolls Eyes

Yesterday, hip-hop artist Future took a break from being autotuned to within an inch of his life to release a video game designed to be played while listening to his latest single "I Won." The game involves two men in lounge chairs on a beach throwing gold necklaces at bikini-clad women passing by. Once the women are… »5/09/14 2:40am5/09/14 2:40am

Kim Kardashian to File Police Report Against the Heckler Kanye Punched

Now that Kanye West has been accused of battery after allegedly punching an 18-year-old racist who went on an aggressive rant to Kim Kardashian outside of a medical building in Beverly Hills, Kim is mulling her options. According to TMZ, she and her lawyer have decided to mount a counterattack by filing a police… »1/15/14 9:09am1/15/14 9:09am

Humans 100,000 Years in the Future Will Look Pants-Pissingly Scary

Hey, have you ever wondered what people will look like thousands and thousands of years after you've decomposed to dust and everyone has forgotten your name? Well, wonder no more — thanks to the magic of computers, we now have what one pair of researchers claims is a picture of how our great great great great great… »6/10/13 4:00pm6/10/13 4:00pm