Is a Banged President Still Bangable? This and Other Questions from Last Night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner might not have been for everyone, but it certainly featured some creepy photoshopping and at least one soul-snatching image of a cerulean-eyed Furby, which, if you gaze at for too long, will hypnotize you into becoming its eternal battery-gathering servant. »4/28/13 5:00pm4/28/13 5:00pm

Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It

Well, Sarah Palin's three-year contract as a contributor at Fox News is finally up, and, strangely enough, they've decided not to re-up. Palin is out. I honestly have no idea why—is it their stringent adherence to journalistic ethics? Their disdain for self-aggrandizing liars? Their reluctance to heap airtime upon… »1/25/13 8:00pm1/25/13 8:00pm

Real-Life Furbys Rediscovered • Survey Says Aussie Guys Are 'Wimps'

• Scientists announced today that they have rediscovered the rare pygmy tarsier »11/18/08 5:30pm11/18/08 5:30pm, which looks like a real-life Furby, in Indonesia this summer. • The chief executive of Refuge, a domestic violence charity based in the UK, says she can a male abuser at parties because he usually likes to be the center of attention and…