Is a Banged President Still Bangable? This and Other Questions from…

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner might not have been for everyone, but it certainly featured some creepy photoshopping and at least one soul-snatching image of a cerulean-eyed Furby, which, if you gaze at for too long, will hypnotize you into becoming its eternal battery-gathering servant. » 4/28/13 5:00pm 4/28/13 5:00pm

Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a Furby with a Wig on It

Well, Sarah Palin's three-year contract as a contributor at Fox News is finally up, and, strangely enough, they've decided not to re-up. Palin is out. I honestly have no idea why—is it their stringent adherence to journalistic ethics? Their disdain for self-aggrandizing liars? Their reluctance to heap airtime upon… » 1/25/13 8:00pm 1/25/13 8:00pm