Warren Jeffs Sexual Assault Trial Starts Today

The trial of Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints leader Warren Jeffs starts today in San Angelo, TX. Jeffs is charged with sexual assault of a child and aggravated sexual assault of a child stemming from his "celestial marriages" to two underage girls. If convicted, he could be sentenced to up to 119 years in… » 7/25/11 12:40pm 7/25/11 12:40pm

God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game…

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… » 5/30/08 10:00am 5/30/08 10:00am

The Polygamy Economy: Like Most Socialist Utopias, It Gives Socialism A…

Sure, there are the sex beds and the surveillance towers and the hairdos and the unprecedented rate of birth defects, but at the end of the day, I am a nerd and the biggest source of curiosity regarding the members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints is where they get their money and how they are using… » 5/12/08 4:00pm 5/12/08 4:00pm

All About Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby, Because April 15 Is About How…

Happy Tax Day, Jezebels! God it is depressing today. We decided to read that lengthy Atlantic piece about Bill Cosby's haterist theories and got depressed about Bill Cosby being depressed about black people. Then we got depressed that the story devoted all of a sentence to allegations Bill Cosby had sexually assaulted… » 4/15/08 10:00am 4/15/08 10:00am

This Week We Hung Out With A Lot Of Child Molesters

Your Nagging Ancient Mormon Underage Sex Cult Questions, Answered At…

So these polygamists: how did they pull it off? How did Warren Jeffs find time time to impregnate 70 women and run from the law? When your spiritual leader is on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List and you've been chased out of two states and your creepy molestation cult is the subject of a Jon Krakauer book, just how do » 4/09/08 10:00am 4/09/08 10:00am

Authorities Take 400 More Kids From Polygamist Sect In Texas

As of this morning, Texan authorities have taken custody of 401 children from the polygamist sect The Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints (FLDS). As previously reported, Texas child protective services was acting on a tip from a 16-year-old girl inside the compound who said that she was forced to marry… » 4/08/08 9:30am 4/08/08 9:30am

Polygamist Sect Raided On Charges Of Abuse Of Girls

Acting on a tip from a 16-year-old church member, Texas Child Protective Services arranged a raid on Friday at the compound of the polygamist sect The Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, 200 miles outside San Antonio. According to the AP, the teen caller said she was married and had a baby at… » 4/07/08 9:30am 4/07/08 9:30am