God, What An Idiot, That Guy Running The Country. So…What's The Game Plan Regarding Sex & The City?

What is going on here? Is Al Qaeda really internally imploding while this guy is still in office? What did the Mormon mind control pedophiles do to warrant getting their kids back? What the fuck is Condi Rice doing with KISS? What does Peggy Noonan make of Scott McClellan? Is Scott McClellan crushing on Obama? What's… »5/30/08 10:00am5/30/08 10:00am

The Polygamy Economy: Like Most Socialist Utopias, It Gives Socialism A Bad Name

Sure, there are the sex beds and the surveillance towers and the hairdos and the unprecedented rate of birth defects, but at the end of the day, I am a nerd and the biggest source of curiosity regarding the members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter-Day Saints is where they get their money and how they are using… »5/12/08 4:00pm5/12/08 4:00pm

All About Alleged Rapist Bill Cosby, Because April 15 Is About How Other People Need To Start Taking Responsibility!

Happy Tax Day, Jezebels! God it is depressing today. We decided to read that lengthy Atlantic piece about Bill Cosby's haterist theories and got depressed about Bill Cosby being depressed about black people. Then we got depressed that the story devoted all of a sentence to allegations Bill Cosby had sexually assaulted… »4/15/08 10:00am4/15/08 10:00am

Your Nagging Ancient Mormon Underage Sex Cult Questions, Answered At Last!

So these polygamists: how did they pull it off? How did Warren Jeffs find time time to impregnate 70 women and run from the law? When your spiritual leader is on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List and you've been chased out of two states and your creepy molestation cult is the subject of a Jon Krakauer book, just how do »4/09/08 10:00am4/09/08 10:00am