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Watch Fake Olsens 'Lean In' in New Clip From Lifetime's Full House Film


If you’re a fan of either Full House or Lifetime’s considerable library of excellent original films, you’re going to be really excited about the upcoming unauthorized Full House quasi-biopic, which aims to blow the lid off America’s favorite non-traditional TV family. It’s got everything: drama, intrigue, and two… » 7/30/15 6:20pm Thursday 6:20pm

The Uncanny Valley That is the ‘Full House’ Lifetime Movie

Stare at this picture for a minute. How do you feel? Nauseous? Uneasy? Un-horny? There’s something familiar about these people but it feels all wrong. Like Full House from another dimension. This is a photo of the cast from The Unauthorized Full House Story, brought to us by who else but Lifetime. With all the Full… » 6/04/15 9:10pm 6/04/15 9:10pm

How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be… » 5/23/15 7:00pm 5/23/15 7:00pm

Full House Reboot Probably Happening; Original Comet Certainly Dead

TV Line is reporting that a Full House reboot is “this close” to happening and that it will be called, hold on to your butts, Fuller House. The show will reportedly debut on Netflix and star original cast members Candace Cameron Bure (D.J. Tanner) and Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler). It’s still unclear what this bigger,… » 4/03/15 12:00am 4/03/15 12:00am

Full House Without Michelle Is Disturbing and Far More Enjoyable

Those of us who grew up in the '90s are likely well familiar with the Tanners, the central family on the hit sitcom Full House. There was widower Danny, his brother-in-law Jesse (whose last name was Katsopolis, but still), his best friend Joey (also not an official Tanner) and his three daughters DJ, Stephanie and… » 2/18/14 9:30pm 2/18/14 9:30pm

As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than Don Draper

Now, in the dying embers of Father’s Day, we should take the opportunity to kick a few lukewarm coals around and consider important cultural representations of fatherhood in television, because nothing is more important than television. Nothing. TV dads are usually pretty flawed (TV moms, too), because parental… » 6/16/13 6:00pm 6/16/13 6:00pm

Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Have Mercy: Is There A Full House Spinoff In The Works?

For children of the 80's, the past few years have been a nostalgia overload of sorts. Now that our generation is staring to make decisions regarding television programming, movie scripts, and big-budget remakes, the heroes of our youth are making their way back into our lives, whether we like it or not. Of course, it… » 12/06/08 3:30pm 12/06/08 3:30pm