The Singular Awfulness of Fuller House
I watched the entire first season of Netflix’s Fuller House in a state of utter astonishment. And now, after the fact, I think it has altered me for life. This is what tripping on ayahuasca must be like.
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Watches Fuller House
“I’ve got something important to say,” says John Stamos, reprising his role as Uncle Jesse in the debut episode of Fuller House. “Damn, we all still look good—especially me.”
27 Fully Made Up Things You Don't Know About John Stamos
Welcome to 27 Made Up Things You Didn’t Know About Me, a feature where celebrities reveal spicy and fun facts that you didn’t know about them!
Fuller House Presents: A Sad Interpretation of How You Look in the Club
Oh man. You didn’t think 2015 would roll to a close without us seeing any of the Full House/Fuller House cast members doing a trendy dance invented by black kids, did you? Thank goodness this video now exists. Now watch Candace Cameron Bure (DJ) and her two TV sisters try to bust these moves.
Whatever Happened to Predictability? It's Right Here in the Fuller House Trailer
“I know they say you can’t go home again,” sings the lady in the saccharine new trailer for Fuller House, the Netflix sequel to the ‘90s sitcom Full House. But you can! You can!, the footage cries as it leads you through the empty-yet-familiar rooms of the Tanner’s San Francisco home. “Life is full again,” Netflix…
An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Watches The Unauthorized Full House Story
Lifetime has always been known for its sordid, affair of the week-type movies, but now the network seems to be rebranding itself to be known for their unauthorized biopics. Last year, they kicked it all off with The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story, followed by movies on Brittany Murphy and Whitney Houston. Their…
Here Is Your Open Thread for The Unauthorized Full House Story
Have mercy, Lifetime’s much-anticipated (?) The Unauthorized Full House Story is finally here.
Watch Fake Olsens 'Lean In' in New Clip From Lifetime's Full House Film
If you’re a fan of either Full House or Lifetime’s considerable library of excellent original films, you’re going to be really excited about the upcoming unauthorized Full House quasi-biopic, which aims to blow the lid off America’s favorite non-traditional TV family. It’s got everything: drama, intrigue, and two…
The Uncanny Valley That is the ‘Full House’ Lifetime Movie
Stare at this picture for a minute. How do you feel? Nauseous? Uneasy? Un-horny? There’s something familiar about these people but it feels all wrong. Like Full House from another dimension. This is a photo of the cast from The Unauthorized Full House Story, brought to us by who else but Lifetime. With all the Full…
How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be…
Uncle Jesse Says Fuller House Is Real, Uncle Joey Remains Missing
Have mercy! Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel, John Stamos (aka Uncle Jesse Katsopolis) confirmed that the Full House spinoff is coming to Netflix for at least 13 episodes and that it will be called Fuller House. Have mercy!
Full House Reboot Probably Happening; Original Comet Certainly Dead
TV Line is reporting that a Full House reboot is “this close” to happening and that it will be called, hold on to your butts, Fuller House. The show will reportedly debut on Netflix and star original cast members Candace Cameron Bure (D.J. Tanner) and Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler). It’s still unclear what this bigger,…
Get Excited, Uncle Jesse Fans: Full House May Be Coming Back
There is a Full House re-make in the works because Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.
Full House Without Michelle Is Disturbing and Far More Enjoyable
Those of us who grew up in the '90s are likely well familiar with the Tanners, the central family on the hit sitcom Full House. There was widower Danny, his brother-in-law Jesse (whose last name was Katsopolis, but still), his best friend Joey (also not an official Tanner) and his three daughters DJ, Stephanie and…
The Men of Full House Reunited on Fallon (and Everywhere You Look!)
Full House's Danny (Bob Saget), Jesse (John Stamos) and Joey (that SEX PERVERT David Coulier) aren't just coming together to promote yogurt these days. They're also using their collective star power to promote Jimmy Fallon's move to The Tonight Show.
The Men of Full House Reunite to Eat Yogurt at the Super Bowl
The teaser ad for John Stamos' Oikos yogurt Super Bowl has arrived – and it features his old buddies Bob Saget and Dave Coulier.
As TV Dads Go, Danny Tanner Is Way Worse Than Don Draper
Now, in the dying embers of Father’s Day, we should take the opportunity to kick a few lukewarm coals around and consider important cultural representations of fatherhood in television, because nothing is more important than television. Nothing. TV dads are usually pretty flawed (TV moms, too), because parental…
Tom Hanks Performed a Full House Slam Poem So, Yes, There Probably Is a God
OMG, Tom Hanks. Could you be anymore likable? Not only do you have a reputation for being the nicest guy in Hollywood, but now you're going on Jimmy Fallon and doing Full House slam poetry? Safe to say you got it, dude. Snaaaaaaaps.
When You're Lost Out There and You're All Alone, There's a Full House Reunion to Carry You Home
In this edition of Tweet Beat, the cast of Full House reunites without the Olsens, Retta recognizes her TV doppelganger, Ewan McGregor loves Breaking Bad and Patti Stanger is a dumb-dumb.
Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit
To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not…
