Adele Accepts Her Brit Award by Giving Everyone the Finger

Tonight Adele won British Album of the Year at the Brit Music Awards, and just as she was getting into a rousing acceptance speech, the evening's host politely stepped in and cut her off. Apparently it was very urgent that Blur be allowed to perform right that second—Blur!? Come on. That's obviously the worst… » 2/21/12 9:00pm 2/21/12 9:00pm

Hillary Wins Big In Thrilling Plot Twist, Oh Yay!

Oh Hell no! (Or put another way, Hell no.) Howwwww much longer can this go one? Until quality secure green collar jobs are found for the cast of The Hills? Until, oh ha ha ha, "Hill freezes over"?? (Hey, by the way, that's already happening to Obama's superdelegates!) Maybe until everyone dies like in the Decameron.… » 3/05/08 10:00am 3/05/08 10:00am

"So Basically, Women Voters Just Chose The 'Crying Will Get You What…

Dear all you commentwhores who said HIllary's teensy little tear session had swayed your vote to Hillary: Fuck you. I'm sorry, I realize that you pay my bills, but this makes no sense. Her narrow lead in yesterday's New Hampshire primary is entirely attributable to chicks like you, and you were alllllll chicks. It… » 1/09/08 10:00am 1/09/08 10:00am