Heterosexual Awareness Month Idiots Claim They're the 'Official Sponsors' of Valentine's Day

Well, first. July is Heterosexual Awareness Month (HAM). What, you didn't know? Maybe that's because every other month is heterosexual awareness month, too? Or maybe it's because it's a fake fake holiday? Or maybe it's because what the fucking fuck are these fucking idiots talking about!? »1/24/13 9:30am1/24/13 9:30am