Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The new weird CGI-fest version of the TMNT movie comes out this weekend, making it the perfect time to reflect on ye TMNT of olde. And the most important question of all: Which reptile is the most fuckable? Written last year, but still incredibly apropos, we revisit: Fuck, Marry Kill: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles… » 8/08/14 4:39pm 8/08/14 4:39pm

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller

"We're the hottest guys working in film and we're all in the film together," actor Miles Teller said on the Today show Tuesday while promoting his upcoming bromance rom-com That Awkward Moment. Teller was trying to explain why people should see the movie, in which he stars with fellow hot young men Zac Efron and… » 1/21/14 4:40pm 1/21/14 4:40pm

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Jim Cantore Severe Weather Edition

In the days before the internet, plucky frontierspeople had a folk wisdom way of telling when a big storm was a-coming — animals behaved strangely, the wind would pick up a spooky chill, and The Weather Channel's Jim Cantore would appear, striding, like a hairless, sentient, be-slickered penis into your town. And… » 10/29/12 12:55pm 10/29/12 12:55pm

Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Men of Game of Thrones

Many a pearl has been clutched over the gratuitous amount of female nudity on Game of Thrones and, yes, lots of naked ladies have been shown in compromising situations throughout the Seven Kingdoms — so many, in fact, that we often seem to forget that the show is also populated with some extremely handsome dudes. » 5/22/12 4:40pm 5/22/12 4:40pm

Fuck/Marry/Kill: Daniel Craig, George Clooney, Matt Damon

Three of Hollywood's leading men, Daniel Craig, George Clooney, and Matt Damon, grace the cover of February's Vanity Fair, in which they all answered the infamous Proust Questionnaire. None of their responses were like, earth-shattering or anything (George Clooney likes his dog, Matt Damon likes having sex with his… » 1/03/12 4:00pm 1/03/12 4:00pm