Here’s a Photo of You and Gigi Hadid

In case you hadn’t noticed, we were all photographed behind Gigi Hadid Wednesday afternoon as she left her New York City apartment. Hadid, dressed in a mock turtleneck dress with a flowing black coat, was chatting with someone on the phone (perhaps Yolanda, perhaps Bella, definitely not Zayn) as you and I, dressed in…
Let The Woman Keep Her Gator!
Mary Thorn is great friends with her pet alligator, Rambo. She loves Rambo and Rambo loves her. Don’t let the government take Rambo away from Mary!
Have Any of the Friends Ever Hooked Up IRL?: An Extensive, Meaningful Investigation
On Sunday night, almost all but not quite all of the cast of Friends will gather to celebrate famed comedy director James Burrows. The news has rocked lovers of laughs, who, years after their favorite show was taken off the air, still glom on to any Friends-related tidbits the way Chandler and Rachel did that…
Taking a Break to Be Friends Is the Most Baffling Activity Known to Humankind
I used to think being friends with an ex was the decent, sophisticated, mature thing to do, but then I realized that is crazy, and I only really meant it when I was the one doing the leaving. And yet people remain friends with exes they are still in love with all the time, in spite of the unimaginable torture it…
All the Friends You're Missing Out On When You Stop Making Friends at Work

What are jobs good for, anyway? I mean, aside from the money and career prospects? I submit it’s the free pizza, the free toilet paper, and the free friends—not necessarily in that order. And now, a new op-ed suggests we’ve stopped getting cozy with our coworkers for a variety of reasons. What gives?
4 Things You Should Never Have to Hear if You're Planning a Wedding
If you’ve ever dared to utter the “W”-word in conversation with a group of 20-somethings in a major American metropolis, chances are you’ve opened the door to an onslaught of stock responses. Pew-pew-pew! Like little silver BBs they fly out of people’s mouths, these most disparaging opinions about weddings, aimed not…
Friends Characters Are Total Dicks, According to Vanessa Bayer
Monday night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, SNL’s Vanessa Bayer broke out her startlingly excellent impressions of the Friends cast to prove a very evident point—that hanging out in real life with Rachel, Monica, Ross, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey would be close to unbearable, as the characters were so damn smug, self-absorbed,…
Jerry Seinfeld Says Political Correctness Is Killing Comedy
During an interview with Colin Cowherd on ESPN radio, Jerry Seinfeld spoke about the problems with all those youngs being too politically correct. “I don’t play colleges but I hear a lot of people tell me, ‘Don’t go near colleges, they’re so PC.’ I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that,” Seinfeld…
Judge Makes Friends Reference in Legal Decision
Showing solidarity with ‘90s kids everywhere, D.C. Circuit Judge Janice Rogers Brown referenced a Friends episode during her majority opinion on the case of U.S. v. Emor., which centered on civil asset forfeiture laws following the government-seized goods that Charles Emor—the founder of a special-needs school—stole…
Mall Makeovers, With Friends!
Welcome back to Mall Makeovers where we send readers to, you guessed it, the mall for, you guessed it, a makeover. If you’d like to volunteer for an upcoming installment, send us an email.
Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin's Husbands Come Out in Grace & Frankie
The trailer for Friends creator Marta Kauffman’s upcoming series Grace & Frankie was released today. The Netflix comedy stars Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin as two women whose friendship evolves after their husbands (Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston) come out and announce plans to marry each other. The 13-episode season…
Who Loves Marcel the Monkey Best: Ross From Friends or Kendall Jenner?
Kendall Jenner is on the cover of the March issue of Allure magazine. Inside the magazine, she purports to have a close personal relationship with a monkey. Not just any monkey, though: it's Marcel, Ross's monkey. Oh HELL no.
