Buy a Fried Chicken Scented Candle for the Dieting Relative You Hate

There is now, thanks to the dual triumph of American gluttony AND ingenuity, a scented candle that, when set aflame, gives off the sweet, crispy aroma of fried chicken. The hapless victims of your gifting laziness at least deserve a candle that will start a few awkward conversations and trick them into thinking… » 11/24/13 3:30pm 11/24/13 3:30pm

Racist Congressman Uses Fried Chicken to Defend Her Right to Be Racist

Now that politicians have solved all of the problems, it's lovely to see them getting down to the really important stuff — petty, childish gestures in support of a dying ideology. Come, little ducklings. Let's meet Republican Colorado Congressman-cum-professional-racist Lori Saine. » 9/05/13 4:50pm 9/05/13 4:50pm

Flavor Of Love 3 Is Racist, Sexist, And Totally Entertaining

Flavor of Love 3 premiered last night, and if you thought that the series — an elimination-based dating show in which the "winner" gets to "kick it" with Flava Flav — was offensive before, well, you ain't seen nothing yet. In the clip above, Flav nicknames a pair of twins "Thing 1" and "Thing 2" after his favorite… » 2/12/08 11:00am 2/12/08 11:00am