The Night Belongs to Friday the 13th/Mercury in Retrograde Paranoia

I've been checking Is Mercury in Retrograde? all week because everything in my life has been going haywire: my computer stopped holding a charge, my AIM screen name was hacked (yes, we use AIM at Gawker Media, deal with it) and I can't remember all of the other little annoying things that happened but I know there… » 7/13/12 6:50pm 7/13/12 6:50pm