French Media Convinced Beyoncé and President Obama Are Having Affair…

Today in WHAT?????!!!!, a French photographer named Pascal Rostain claims that the President of the United States of America, Barack Obama, is embroiled in a love affair with internationally famous pop star Beyoncé. Oh, and we're going to read about it in the Washington Post tomorrow. » 2/10/14 10:40am 2/10/14 10:40am

François Hollande and Valerie Trierweiler Are Breaking Up

The presidential sex saga between French President François Hollande, First Lady Valérie Trierweiler, and actress Julie Gayet has reached a conclusion...for the time being. Hollande himself called Agence France-Presse this weekend to give everyone a heads up that he's initiated a break up with Trierweiler in the wake of… » 1/26/14 12:00pm 1/26/14 12:00pm

France’s First Lady Wins Suit Against French Celebrity Magazine for…

France's brand-new first lady and well-known journalist Valérie Trierweiler recently won damages of 2,000 euros from the French celebrity weekly VSD for breaching her privacy and image rights by publishing a cover photo of her sunbathing, building sandcastle scale models of the Châtaeu d'If, bodyboarding, and whatever… » 9/05/12 10:25pm 9/05/12 10:25pm

Muslim Voters Are Pretty Frustrated with France's New Minister for…

Since newly-elected French President François Hollande appointed her to his cabinet as the minister for women's rights (and made her the official government spokesperson to boot), Najat Vallaud-Belkacem's most high-profile order of business was her pledge to "see prostitution disappear" in Paris. This came as a pretty… » 7/16/12 11:55pm 7/16/12 11:55pm

Valerie Trierweiler Pisses Off François Hollande’s Kids

Quelle horreur! Just a few days short of Bastille Day (it's Saturday, for anyone who hasn't yet wearied of tricolor-streaked revolution fetes), newly-minted French President François Hollande finds himself in the midst of a family scuffle. After Hollande's domestic partner Valerie Trierweiler caused a Twitter maelstrom… » 7/12/12 10:25am 7/12/12 10:25am

Rape Accusation Victim Dominique Strauss-Kahn Sues Woman He Allegedly…

Angry he'll never have the chance to tweak the nipples of France, Dominique Strauss-Kahn has filed a $1 million lawsuit against Nafissatou Diallo, claiming the hotel maid deliberately sabotaged his chance at the French Presidency when she accused the former IMF head of attempting to rape her in a Manhattan hotel room… » 5/15/12 2:10pm 5/15/12 2:10pm