Lindsay Lohan Classily Accepts Our Undying Gratitude For Another Morning Of Gossip Almost Entirely Related To Her And Her Snatch

  • Jane Fonda to Dina Lohan: "If you screw it up now, you don't get another chance!" More delusionally optimistic words were probably never spoken. [Page Six]
  • You know how Lindsay was all "I'm going to New York to fuck Jude Law" and you were like 'yeah sugar nose and maybe you should show Hillary how to fix Social…