We all thought Fran Drescher was from Queens, but it turns out she might actually be from another planet—or at least she traveled to one briefly. She honestly believes that she and her ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson, have something very interesting in common:

So. You know that Jennifer Aniston is dating Justin Theroux. Did you know that Justin Theroux just ended is 14 year relationship with his girlfriend, Heidi Bivens? As in: She moved out over the weekend. Hence a headline insinuating that Jen is a "homewrecker." Bivens is "devastated," and the column at the link is sure to…

Good Housekeeping's Annual Shine on Awards honoring remarkable women at Radio City Music Hall had no shortage of, well, remarkable women. And naturally, there were clothes to match.

Even before we read that the concept was netting its own TV show, we knew that today was all about amicable separation.

• Kim Kardashian, who regrets posing nude for Playboy, is nekkid on the cover of W.

Karl Lagerfeld's Chanel couture show was a mish-mash of conflicting styles — but rather than being surprising and awesome, like a peanut-butter-banana sandwich, it was mostly ugly and retch-inducing, like a red wine milkshake. Here is the full Nanny-grunge-Thirties-matador horror.

Bright Star, the potentially-awesome, potentially-ludicrous Keats biopic, premiered last night at New York's Paris Theatre. The results? Let's just say they fell short of the Romantics' ideal. Unless that included see-through bodysuits without bras, that is!

• Their movie's finished, so Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler went back to L.A. and had a "quiet dinner" on Wednesday. A source says:

For Tweet Beat, we'll follow celebs' Twitter accounts so you don't have to. Today, Samantha Ronson doesn't think women are good drivers, Larry King admits he doesn't type, Tyra is talking about weaves (natch), and more!

• Fran Drescher is launching a skincare line — called FranBrand — this fall on HSN. The products are organic and paraben-free, because, as Drescher puts it, "Women are schmearing stuff on their décolleté, wondering why we're all getting breast cancer..."