Fox News Says Middle School Anti-Bullying Class Is 'Lesbian Role Play'

When Bard College students recently held anti-bullying workshops at a middle school on topics like gender identity and consent, instructors split boys and girls into two groups to practice "saying no" in a comfortable setting. Cut to: Fox News claiming that the girls' class promoted "lesbian role play" while boys were…

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Fox News Names Steubenville Rape Victim on TV, Manages to Out-Awful…

CNN may have expressed way too much sympathy for convicted rapists Trent Mays and Ma'Lik Richmond, but Fox News somehow managed to out-awful CNN's coverage of the Steubenville trial by airing the 16-year-old victim's name during an American Newsroom broadcast.

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Fox News Tackles Fair and Balanced Issue of Adele's and Kelly Clarkson's …

The day after the Grammys Fox News' Neil Cavuto decided to address the "critics taking to Twitter" to slam Kelly Clarkson and Adele as bad role models for being fat. (The example was one tweet by, like, a regular no-name person.) Anyway, he invited a nutritionist on his show to basically explain why it's unhealthy to…

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Fox News Accuses Hillary Clinton of Getting a 'Glamorous New Face'

At this point there's no limit to how low Fox News will go to besmirch the left, so it should come as no surprise that Fox & Friends are attempting to start a rumor that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has gotten a facelift, just days after stepping down from her prestigious position.

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This Ridiculous Fox News Summary of Hillary Clinton's Testimony Must Be …

Earlier today, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton testified in front of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee regarding the 2012 Benghazi terrorist attack. While the hearing was fraught with tense exchanges, Clinton ultimately took responsibility for the mishandling of information that could have protected the…

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Fox News Troll Returns With a Breathtaking Sequel to the 'War on Men'

Suzanne Venker, she of the insipid Fox News "War on Men" op-ed, is back with some sage advice on "surrendering to your femininity." Is this a Samantha Brick-type deal where she's obviously trolling and we shouldn't be paying her any further attention? Almost definitely. (Also, she admits that she's trying to sell her…

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Fox Host Outraged that Obama Met With MSNBC Anchors, Conveniently…

Fox News' Laura Ingraham will not stand for President Obama's most recent collusion with the Liberal Media — did you hear he hosted a recent policy meeting at the White House for MSNBC's primetime anchors??

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Arming Yourself for the War on Men You Didn't Even Know You Were…

The gig's up, ladies — Suzanne Venker, niece of doddering antifeminist icon Phyllis Schlafly (Proposed official logo of antifeminism: "WE CAN'T DO IT!" emblazoned across a picture of Schlafly holding a Math book upside down), finally had the courage to tell the world the truth about What's Really Going On: a war on men.…

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Fox News Publishes Shocking Exposé on the War on Men

In a piece ripped straight from The Onion, hilarious satirist Suzanne Venker — a right-wing nut job who loves to defend the never-ending national nightmare that is Michele Bachmann — says that straight people aren't getting married anymore because women just aren't women. Meaning that women are abandoning their…

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Fox News Host Says She'd Look 'Fabulous' On the Food Stamps Diet Plan

Fox News pundits famously know no shame, but The Five co-host Andrea Tantaros has to win some sort of heartless demon-lady award for mocking the millions of Americans who depend on food stamps to survive — on the night before Thanksgiving, no less.

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