Cable News Chose to Air Footage of Trump's Empty Podium Instead of Clinton's Union Speech
This election season, the media has found itself wrapped up in a perpetual cycle of self-loathing and self-adulation. We are, by our own estimation, both acutely to blame for the rise of abandoned roadside ham hock Donald Trump, and unimpeachable public servants, guilty only of doing our job.
Shocking Surprise Twist: Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly Are Fine Now
In a twist no one (everyone) saw coming, Fox anchor Megyn Kelly and blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran Donald Trump have patched up their feud. Their soft-focus, zealously cordial interview Tuesday night served to further legitimize Trump and to launch Kelly’s new career as solo host of her own…
Fox News Anchor Greta van Susteren Has an Idea: Put Harriet Tubman on a New $25 Bill
Greta van Susteren, the Fox News anchor and remarkably productive blogger, had some thoughts last night about the U.S. Treasury’s decision to substitute the visage of American abolitionist Harriet Tubman for the current one of President Andrew Jackson on the $20 bank note. Greta, take it away:
Ted Cruz Is Not Mad, You're Mad
Conservative talk show host and Trump toady Sean Hannity interviewed Ted Cruz, actual toad, on Tuesday prior to Cruz’s thundering loss against Trump and Ben Carson. Despite the fact that they share a loosening jawline and sense of disdain for most of humanity, the pair did not see eye to eye.
Michelle Fields Inadvertently Doxxed by BuzzFeed, Fox News, Inundated with Threatening Messages
Former Breitbart News reporter Michelle Fields has been run out of her apartment after BuzzFeed and Fox News apparently accidentally published her personal information in unredacted copies of Corey Lewandowski’s police report.
Tim Tebow Very Inspired By 2016 Election, Is Interested in Maybe Joining in on the Fun
Are you scared of the direction this country is headed in? Do you long for a strong, pro-Christ former football player who wasn’t even very good at football to take the freaking reins already? Well, you can just go ahead and breathe, my friends, because Tim Tebow has got this one in the bag.
Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity Are Having a Baffling Twitter Fight About Rubio and We Love It
People say they hate it when Mom and Dad fight, but we love it a lot, particularly when mom is peppy Dementor Ann Coulter and dad is enraged football coach pounding the steering wheel and screaming after 20 losing games in a row Sean Hannity. They’re fighting about Marco Rubio, and it’s all so embarrassing, and I just…
Fox News, Other Idiots Upset That Beyoncé Used the Halftime Show to 'Attack Police Officers'
In a world where the subways are allowed to totally stop without warning or explanation, where you can travel 40 minutes to Ikea for a florshmarm end table only to find out they are out of stock, where sometimes there is wifi and sometimes there isn’t—it’s nice to know that Fox News will always, reliably, be Fox News.
Still Upset About Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump Will Not Participate in Thursday's Debate
Anger toddler and Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, will not participate in Fox News’s Thursday primary debate. During an Iowa press conference/tantrum earlier today, Trump stomped his feet repeatedly and yelled “Noooooo,” before throwing his food to the floor. “Let’s see how much money Fox is going to…
Donald Trump Wants 'Biased' Megyn Kelly To Skip the Next Debate
Ever since Megyn Kelly questioned Donald Trump’s treatment of women in the first Republican debate, he’s been on a mission to discredit the Fox News host. Trump remains upset over a series of relatively tame questions from the August primary debate. “You’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and…
BET Responds to Stacey Dash's Comments Saying There Should Be No More BET
Actress and Fox News contributor Stacey Dash appeared on Outnumbered to discuss recent news regarding the potential Oscars boycott. “I think it’s ludicrous,” said Dash. “We have to make up our minds. Either we want to have segregation or integration, and if we don’t want segregation, then we have to get rid of…

