Aziz Ansari Calls Rupert Murdoch a Racist Piece of Shit on Twitter

While we were all busy trying to decide which joke about George Clooney was the most gratuitous of the Golden Globes, comedian and actor Aziz Ansari was spending his Sunday evening devoted to more worthy causes. Specifically, he was calling out Fox News pond scum Rupert Murdoch for his legacy of racist bullshit and… » 1/11/15 11:45pm 1/11/15 11:45pm

Fox News Host Freaks Out About Torture Report: 'We Are Awesome!'

Today the Senate Intelligence Committee released a 500-page, utterly damning, thoroughly horrifying report on the use of torture by the Central Intelligence Agency against terrorism suspects. Among its many hideous highlights: detainees were deprived of sleep, threatened with death, forced to submit to medically… » 12/09/14 5:50pm 12/09/14 5:50pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Returns to Fox & Friends After Cancer Scare

After mysteriously disappearing from Fox & Friends for a month because she was having an unidentified surgery, Elisabeth Hasselbeck has returned to "the curvy couch," revealing that she had a tumor in her abdomen that turned out not to be cancer. She also shut down rumors she might have been getting plastic surgery. » 11/14/14 12:10pm 11/14/14 12:10pm

​Step Aside Jeremy Meeks, There's a New Sexy Mugshot Guy in Town

It's been almost five months since six-time felon Jeremy Meeks (a.k.a. Hot Mugshot Guy) stole America's heart, which according to the ancient Mayan Calendar of Green-Eyed Naughty Hotties (forgive me for that) makes it just about time for a new sexy criminal to descend from the heavens. Meet Sean Kory, who was arrested… » 11/03/14 11:30am 11/03/14 11:30am

Fox News Host Thinks Both Pretty and Ugly Women Should STFU

Around these parts, we have a soft spot for Andrea Tantaros, the Outnumbered host who gave us our new site mantra: "a bunch of angry chicks that just hate on really attractive women." But according to Tantaros, who is now criticizing Chrissy Teigen for being vocal about her own opinions, pretty women should shut the… » 10/23/14 4:45pm 10/23/14 4:45pm

Fox News Mouthbreather Calls Bachelorette Andi a 'Slut'

Like a lot of people, the cast of Fox News' The Five were abuzz about Monday's Bachelorette finale in which rejected contestant Nick pulled back the show's see-through curtain and admitted that the Bachelorette (in this case, Andi Dorfman) does indeed sleep with several of the men vying for her affections. This has… » 7/30/14 7:45pm 7/30/14 7:45pm