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Cable News Chose to Air Footage of Trump's Empty Podium Instead of Clinton's Union Speech

This election season, the media has found itself wrapped up in a perpetual cycle of self-loathing and self-adulation. We are, by our own estimation, both acutely to blame for the rise of abandoned roadside ham hock Donald Trump, and unimpeachable public servants, guilty only of doing our job.

Shocking Surprise Twist: Donald Trump and Megyn Kelly Are Fine Now 

In a twist no one (everyone) saw coming, Fox anchor Megyn Kelly and blackening scab artfully hiding in your Raisin Bran Donald Trump have patched up their feud. Their soft-focus, zealously cordial interview Tuesday night served to further legitimize Trump and to launch Kelly’s new career as solo host of her own…

Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity Are Having a Baffling Twitter Fight About Rubio and We Love It

People say they hate it when Mom and Dad fight, but we love it a lot, particularly when mom is peppy Dementor Ann Coulter and dad is enraged football coach pounding the steering wheel and screaming after 20 losing games in a row Sean Hannity. They’re fighting about Marco Rubio, and it’s all so embarrassing, and I just…

Fox News, Other Idiots Upset That Beyoncé Used the Halftime Show to 'Attack Police Officers'

In a world where the subways are allowed to totally stop without warning or explanation, where you can travel 40 minutes to Ikea for a florshmarm end table only to find out they are out of stock, where sometimes there is wifi and sometimes there isn’t—it’s nice to know that Fox News will always, reliably, be Fox News.

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Still Upset About Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump Will Not Participate in Thursday's Debate 

Anger toddler and Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, will not participate in Fox News’s Thursday primary debate. During an Iowa press conference/tantrum earlier today, Trump stomped his feet repeatedly and yelled “Noooooo,” before throwing his food to the floor. “Let’s see how much money Fox is going to…

Donald Trump Wants 'Biased' Megyn Kelly To Skip the Next Debate

Ever since Megyn Kelly questioned Donald Trump’s treatment of women in the first Republican debate, he’s been on a mission to discredit the Fox News host. Trump remains upset over a series of relatively tame questions from the August primary debate. “You’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and…