Quit Trying to Make the 'War on Easter' Happen

Apparently unsatisfied with only Yuletide declarations of being warred upon, Fox News is now trying to convince its perpetually oppressed white, male, elderly, Christian audience that another Christian holiday is Under Attack: Easter. Hey guys, get down from that cross! There's already another guy up there! » 4/18/14 4:41pm 4/18/14 4:41pm

Fox News Says We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve

Aren't you just so tired of all those "irresponsible" poors just pooring around and getting their irresponsibility all over our school systems? How irresponsible of them—being so poor! And right in front of the normals! All those poor children irresponsibly demanding food to fuel their poor brains, when their… » 9/06/13 3:00pm 9/06/13 3:00pm

Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View

Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox to join the team at Fox and Friends, replacing Gretchen Carlson, who is getting her own afternoon show. Hasselbeck has been "enjoying The… » 7/10/13 1:20pm 7/10/13 1:20pm

Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson

Friend of Fox Michele Bachmann appeared on Fox & Friends with two angry dudes and one shouting woman this morning to gnaw on her r sounds and promote her new book. During the interview, it was revealed that Bachmann worked as a babysitter when she was a teenager, and that one of her charges was none other than… » 11/22/11 2:40pm 11/22/11 2:40pm