Fox News: Frozen Is Teaching Little Girls that Men are Dumb

Kids around America are still shrieking the lyrics to "Let It Go" at ear-splitting volumes. But could Frozen be harming our most precious national resource—young men? » 2/04/15 10:10am 2/04/15 10:10am

Fox Hosts Agree: 'Meatless Mondays' Is Liberal Propaganda

Because a real American patriot has a colon full of red, white, and blue polyps, the Mensa panel over at Fox & Friends have declared "meatless Mondays" for kids a form of liberal propaganda. » 9/15/14 12:40pm 9/15/14 12:40pm

Brian Kilmeade Is a Pig

It should come as no surprise to devoted hatewatchers of Fox & Friends cohost Brian Kilmeade is kind of a pig. But when several of his piggish comments are lined up one after another — hoo boy. It's pretty gross. » 9/10/14 12:00pm 9/10/14 12:00pm

Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights Will Lead to 'Three Humans and a Dog Marriage'

FOX News's resident giant-thumb-with-a-face Dr. Keith Ablow went on Fox & Friends this morning to deliver some grave news about the consequences of giving basic civil rights and protections to LGBTQ people. Next stop—his actual words—THREE HUMANS AND A DOG MARRIAGE. » 7/09/14 1:20pm 7/09/14 1:20pm

Quit Trying to Make the 'War on Easter' Happen

Apparently unsatisfied with only Yuletide declarations of being warred upon, Fox News is now trying to convince its perpetually oppressed white, male, elderly, Christian audience that another Christian holiday is Under Attack: Easter. Hey guys, get down from that cross! There's already another guy up there! » 4/18/14 4:41pm 4/18/14 4:41pm

I Watched The Fox And Friends Christmas Special To Save You From It

Merry Christmas! How did you celebrate your Christmas Eve? Well, the good folks at Fox News spent theirs by sneaking in a gloriously overstuffed "Christmas Special" chock full of lots of reminders that CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT JESUS GODDAMMIT. And I sat through it, just because I love you, OK? » 12/25/13 1:30pm 12/25/13 1:30pm

How Drunk Is the Fox & Friends Twitter Account?

Tweeting while drunk! We've all been there. You go out, you go hard and then wake up the next morning to find that you've sent 35 tweets to John Stamos, all telling him what a big Jesse and the Rippers fan you are and "Oh my go !! Add me back ru still with Aunt Becck?!!?!11" » 9/23/13 3:45pm 9/23/13 3:45pm

Fox & Friends Segment on 'Daddy-Approved' Prom Dresses Is So Creepy

Between Gretchen Carlson's idiot suburban mom cosplay and her male cohosts' awkward attempts at amiable harumphing, Fox & Friends is rarely a non-awkward viewing experience. But a segment on today's episode that focused on a new line of "Daddy-approved" prom dresses really Got Weird. » 9/10/13 5:45pm 9/10/13 5:45pm

Fox News Says We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve

Aren't you just so tired of all those "irresponsible" poors just pooring around and getting their irresponsibility all over our school systems? How irresponsible of them—being so poor! And right in front of the normals! All those poor children irresponsibly demanding food to fuel their poor brains, when their… » 9/06/13 3:00pm 9/06/13 3:00pm

Exhale: Here's Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Final Appearance on The View

Looking appropriately sheepish, Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave The View the old conservative farewell Wednesday morning, after announcing last night that she would be moving to Fox to join the team at Fox and Friends, replacing Gretchen Carlson, who is getting her own afternoon show. Hasselbeck has been "enjoying The… » 7/10/13 1:20pm 7/10/13 1:20pm

Of Course Michele Bachmann Used to Babysit Fox News' Gretchen Carlson

Friend of Fox Michele Bachmann appeared on Fox & Friends with two angry dudes and one shouting woman this morning to gnaw on her r sounds and promote her new book. During the interview, it was revealed that Bachmann worked as a babysitter when she was a teenager, and that one of her charges was none other than… » 11/22/11 2:40pm 11/22/11 2:40pm

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Khloe Kardashian flashes her nipple on live TV, kids are snorting bath salts, and, according to one newscaster, teens are having "fuck" this summer. » 6/10/11 6:00pm 6/10/11 6:00pm

On Tuesday morning, Khloe Kardashian exposed her right boob through a sheer top for the entire six minutes of a …

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Jennifer Aniston calls her self "a retard" and Regis Philbin laughs, Tina Fey's first commercial surfaces, and Dolph Lundgren goes on Fox & Friends. » 8/20/10 6:30pm 8/20/10 6:30pm

Meet The Seven-Year-Old Who Got Her Lemonade Stand Shut Down

Seven-year-old Julie Murphy was just trying her hand at the old summer past-time of running a lemonade stand—until she got served with papers from the Portland health department shutting her down because she didn't have a $120 food safety permit. » 8/06/10 6:20pm 8/06/10 6:20pm

Fox News: "Miss Oklahoma Was Robbed"

This morning on Fox And Friends, the crew quizzed Miss Oklahoma about whether known Arab Rima Fakih won Miss USA fair and square. Hint: some people wonder if she didn't! To her credit, Morgan Woolard didn't take the bait. » 5/18/10 7:00pm 5/18/10 7:00pm

Carrie Prejean Flirts With Co-Hosts While Filling In On Fox

This morning Carrie Prejean guest hosted Fox & Friends. In the highlight clip at left, Prejean responds to news that the California Supreme Court is upholding the state's gay marriage ban by joking, "so I'm not the bad guy!" [Media Bistro] » 5/27/09 3:40pm 5/27/09 3:40pm

Nancy Pfotenhauer Prefers The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations To…

The McCain campaign, led by Nancy Pfotenhauer Pfuckingsucks » 9/29/08 1:40pm 9/29/08 1:40pm, started its war of expectation management today by . Pfuckingsucks told Steve Doocy that "normally, in Vice Presidential debates, you see a more even-handed approach" to picking questions about foreign and domestic policy. Oh really? Let's check that…