Princeton Mom: Most Rape and Molestation Is Just 'Bad Manners'

In an attempt to maintain some sort of relevance in 2015, Princeton Mom (aka "author" Susan Patton) stopped by Fox & Friends to point out that most molestation is, how shall we say it, just a comedy of errors and does not mean that children should be taught about sex ed. Because sex ed is vulgar. Things the Princeton… »1/06/15 10:45am1/06/15 10:45am

Fox & Friends Trolls Coming in Hot with Advice on How to Get a Man

Single Man, Married Man is a new, yawnily retrograde dating guide written By Men For Women. With the tagline "Every Man Wants to Get Married: Why Not With You?," the book purports to spill important relationship secrets revolving around the fact that "it takes a lot to hold [men's] attention, and men tend to lose… »1/02/15 3:30pm1/02/15 3:30pm

​Princeton Mom Gloriously Loses Her Shit Over #EndFathersDay Hoax

Did you hear? Angry ovary-shriveled feminists are taking to Twitter in an attempt to #EndFathersDay. Except no, they're not because that shit was yet another 4chan prank that was debunked before it could really pick up steam. But apparently that doesn't matter, because today our good ol' pals at Fox & Friends »6/15/14 7:20pm6/15/14 7:20pm

Fox News Host Is Pretty Sure Nicaraguan Co-Host 'Grew Up on Tacos'

Last time we checked in with Brian Kilmeade, he was super stoked to have a new blonde to say offensive and careless things to, one Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Luckily for Elisabeth, he hasn't limited his attentions to her: on Friday's episode of Fox & Friends, Kilmeade really showed his geographical hand when he said to… »10/04/13 10:25am10/04/13 10:25am

Fox & Friends Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL

Controversial opinion alert: I don't hate Fox & Friends. Even more controversial opinion alert: I sort of love it. I love it the same way I love The Three Stooges or a group of drunk clowns who won't stop hitting each other in the heads with comedically large hammers. It's a ridiculous circus enacted by performers… »9/27/13 12:58pm9/27/13 12:58pm

Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends, or Any Other News Show Really

Apparently, if you're a female host of Fox & Friends, you're not supposed to wear pants. That's according to Gretchen Carlson, who has been newly crowned with her own primetime show on Fox News but spent years in the trenches of the network with a regular class of brilliants who did get to wear pants. But is Fox… »9/20/13 10:20am9/20/13 10:20am

Downton Abbey Has Been Secretly Turning You Into a Right-Winger This Entire Time

Have you recently been wistfully wondering what the Romney boys are up to? Do you constantly find yourself shouting "free market!" at family dinners? Are you considering auditioning as a villain for the next Muppet movie? And are you also watching Downton Abbey? All these things might have more in common than you… »1/22/13 12:40pm1/22/13 12:40pm

Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's Secret Catalog

Brian Kilmeade, Fox & Friends co-host, heteronormative and mysogynist cheerleader and generally crepuscular example of human bigotry, has done it again. Yesterday on Kilmeade & Friends, in response to a caller's compliment to weekend co-host Alisyn Camerota, Kilmeade joked on-air that Fox hires female co-hosts by… »11/17/12 3:30pm11/17/12 3:30pm

Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox Has No Fact-Checkers

A Fox & Friends "interview" that quickly turned into a reverse-engineered mutation of Between Two Ferns has highlighted a notable, if obvious, shortcoming with the Fox News network: it isn't big on what elitist intellectuals from the Northeast would call "research," but what the producers at Fox call "uggggggghhhhh." »9/17/12 9:15pm9/17/12 9:15pm

Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack Hilarious Sexist Jokes

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of… »6/14/12 6:45pm6/14/12 6:45pm

Lingerie Football Player Would, In Fact, Like To Wear More Clothes

This Fox & Friends interview with Angela Rypien, quarterback for the Lingerie Football League's Seattle Mist, makes for some depressing — if illuminating — viewing. When Brian Kilmeade asks her if she'd like to wear a less-revealing uniform someday, she responds with an unqualified yes. But according to Gretchen… »11/01/11 6:40pm11/01/11 6:40pm

Female Ex-Marine Fights Back Against Knife-Wielding Robber

Wow, La Doocy and The Sad Puppets (otherwise known as the painful morning "news" show Fox & Friends) report on something that doesn't make us want to stab our eyes out! A robber held a knife up to a woman's throat as he attempted to rob a convenience store, only to be chased out by the formidable female and ex-Marine.… »12/03/08 3:20pm12/03/08 3:20pm

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends »9/29/08 2:20pm9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to…