Fox News Host Is Pretty Sure Nicaraguan Co-Host 'Grew Up on Tacos'

Last time we checked in with Brian Kilmeade, he was super stoked to have a new blonde to say offensive and careless things to, one Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Luckily for Elisabeth, he hasn't limited his attentions to her: on Friday's episode of Fox & Friends, Kilmeade really showed his geographical hand when he said to his… » 10/04/13 10:25am 10/04/13 10:25am

Fox & Friends Is Giving Millennials Job Advice Because LOL

Controversial opinion alert: I don't hate Fox & Friends. Even more controversial opinion alert: I sort of love it. I love it the same way I love The Three Stooges or a group of drunk clowns who won't stop hitting each other in the heads with comedically large hammers. It's a ridiculous circus enacted by performers who… » 9/27/13 12:58pm 9/27/13 12:58pm

Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox & Friends, or Any Other News Show Really

Apparently, if you're a female host of Fox & Friends, you're not supposed to wear pants. That's according to Gretchen Carlson, who has been newly crowned with her own primetime show on Fox News but spent years in the trenches of the network with a regular class of brilliants who did get to wear pants. But is Fox really… » 9/20/13 10:20am 9/20/13 10:20am

Fox & Friends Plays 'Dude Looks Like a Lady' for Chelsea Manning Story

No one expects Fox & Friends to keep it classy, which is why it's almost impressive when the show manages to pull off something so incredibly tasteless that you actually take notice and think, "Wow, that was fucked up, even for you people." » 8/27/13 12:00pm 8/27/13 12:00pm

Downton Abbey Has Been Secretly Turning You Into a Right-Winger This…

Have you recently been wistfully wondering what the Romney boys are up to? Do you constantly find yourself shouting "free market!" at family dinners? Are you considering auditioning as a villain for the next Muppet movie? And are you also watching Downton Abbey? All these things might have more in common than you think — … » 1/22/13 12:40pm 1/22/13 12:40pm

Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's…

Brian Kilmeade, Fox & Friends co-host, heteronormative and mysogynist cheerleader and generally crepuscular example of human bigotry, has done it again. Yesterday on Kilmeade & Friends, in response to a caller's compliment to weekend co-host Alisyn Camerota, Kilmeade joked on-air that Fox hires female co-hosts by picking … » 11/17/12 3:30pm 11/17/12 3:30pm

Fake ‘Former Obama Supporter’ Pranks Gretchen Carlson, Proves That Fox …

A Fox & Friends "interview" that quickly turned into a reverse-engineered mutation of Between Two Ferns has highlighted a notable, if obvious, shortcoming with the Fox News network: it isn't big on what elitist intellectuals from the Northeast would call "research," but what the producers at Fox call "uggggggghhhhh." » 9/17/12 9:15pm 9/17/12 9:15pm

Fox's Gretchen Carlson Walks Off Set as Brodude Coworkers Crack…

You know what isn't hilarious? Boring-ass jokes that have been beaten to death, revived, and then beaten to death again, ad infinitum, over the course of decades. And it's extra not-hilarious when the joke teller thinks he's the funniest, most interesting, most spectacular orgasm of awesomeness to walk the face of the … » 6/14/12 6:45pm 6/14/12 6:45pm

Lingerie Football Player Would, In Fact, Like To Wear More Clothes

This Fox & Friends interview with Angela Rypien, quarterback for the Lingerie Football League's Seattle Mist, makes for some depressing — if illuminating — viewing. When Brian Kilmeade asks her if she'd like to wear a less-revealing uniform someday, she responds with an unqualified yes. But according to Gretchen… » 11/01/11 6:40pm 11/01/11 6:40pm

Female Ex-Marine Fights Back Against Knife-Wielding Robber

Wow, La Doocy and The Sad Puppets (otherwise known as the painful morning "news" show Fox & Friends) report on something that doesn't make us want to stab our eyes out! A robber held a knife up to a woman's throat as he attempted to rob a convenience store, only to be chased out by the formidable female and ex-Marine. The … » 12/03/08 3:20pm 12/03/08 3:20pm

Palin & Hasselbeck To Co-Host Fox News Morning Show!

Jezebel HQ has intercepted a secret memo from Fox News, outlining what we already realized was inevitable » 10/27/08 3:30pm 10/27/08 3:30pm: Sarah Palin and Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be hosting a talk show. will air at 9 am, directly after and will be patterned after the popular fourth "yenta" hour of the with Kathie Lee and Hoda. In fact, the…

Fox & Friends Insists That Palin Haters Are All New York City Women

Fox & Friends » 9/29/08 2:20pm 9/29/08 2:20pm is claiming, in as many weeks, that the only people who hate Sarah Palin are "elite" New York City women. Hostess Gretchen Carlson, who refers to herself "as somebody in the female persuasion," just doesn't understand the hatred, because Sarah Palin isn't "going to ruin your life." In addition to Carlson's…

Jezebel "Bugs" Fox & Friends Host Steve Doocy

So remember that irate screed » 9/19/08 4:00pm 9/19/08 4:00pm I wrote about how angry Sarah Palin makes me and many other women? Well apparently Fox News noticed it — a few weeks too late? — and they're calling me out. Apparently I "bug" anchor Steve Doocy, and I should be angry at Barack Obama, not Sarah Palin, because Barack didn't pick "my candidate" …