An Obsessed John Stamos Fan Watches Grandfathered

The premise of Grandfathered—a seasoned playboy suddenly learns he has a secret son—might not sound so riveting at first. But throw in a dynamic cast, fresh jokes and a new twist, and the new Fox sitcom just might become one of your favorite shows of the season. I laughed out loud multiple times, and no, I had not… »9/30/15 10:39am9/30/15 10:39am

Oh Thank God, Donald Trump and Fox Have Resolved Their Feud 

Please exhale, because Donald Trump and Fox have finally resolved their two-week long lover’s quarrel, which began after Fox anchor Megyn Kelly asked Trump reasonable questions during the first Republican debate, and Trump responded presidentially by whining about it relentlessly while insinuating that Kelly is a… »9/07/15 5:45pm9/07/15 5:45pm

FOX Gets GLAAD's Seal Of Approval For LGBT Representation in Programming

FOX, the network that brought you Empire and Glee, has just reached an important milestone in the The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation’s Network Responsibility Index, a system which rates each major television network by how well the LGBT community is represented in its line-up. FOX is the first broadcast… »9/03/15 6:10pm9/03/15 6:10pm

The Fatal Attraction TV Remake Won't Be Ignored, Dan

28 years after its theatrical release, Fatal Attraction has popped back out of its bloody bathtub gasping for air and waving its knife at Fox. In case that wasn’t clear enough, let me rephrase: Fox is adapting Fatal Attraction as an “event series,” and there’s “no word yet on whether or not” the rabbit will be… »7/01/15 7:00pm7/01/15 7:00pm

Requiem For a Who: Idol Weekly Remembers American Idol

In 13 years and 14 seasons, American Idol has seen just a handful of success stories that live up to its name. Contestants like Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Jennifer Hudson, and Daughtry have become legitimate superstars, leaving an impact on popular culture that extends beyond the Fox show’s shadow. But most of… »5/11/15 12:50pm5/11/15 12:50pm

Aziz Ansari Calls Rupert Murdoch a Racist Piece of Shit on Twitter

While we were all busy trying to decide which joke about George Clooney was the most gratuitous of the Golden Globes, comedian and actor Aziz Ansari was spending his Sunday evening devoted to more worthy causes. Specifically, he was calling out Fox News pond scum Rupert Murdoch for his legacy of racist bullshit and… »1/11/15 11:45pm1/11/15 11:45pm

​Fox Host Suggests Metric System Is To Blame for AirAsia Disappearance

Early this morning, AirAsia flight QZ8501 went missing from radar en route to Singapore. The plane lost contact somewhere over the Java Sea and while there was no emergency or distress call, the pilot did request an altitude change citing severe weather just before the plane vanished from radar. While the search for… »12/28/14 3:45pm12/28/14 3:45pm

Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Essay On Being A Creepy Old Man

Ben Stein, who the lowbrow among us will recognize as the eyedrop shilling "Bueller.... Bueller...." guy from Ferris Beuller's Day Off and the nerds will recognize as the conservative thought-generator and American Spectator senior editor, has penned an incredibly bizarre stream of consciousness essay on how he is… »7/03/14 10:00am7/03/14 10:00am

Fox News Identifies Important New Voting Demographic: 'Beyoncé Voters'

Today on Fox's Outnumbered, the panelists discussing how Hillary is using the SCOTUS Hobby Lobby decision to finagle her way into the White House identified a new demographic: the Beyoncé Voters. After brushing off the SCOTUS decision because contraception is not in the constitution (hm), Host Jessie Waters's dropped »7/01/14 6:15pm7/01/14 6:15pm