While we were all busy trying to decide which joke about George Clooney was the most gratuitous of the Golden Globes, comedian and actor Aziz Ansari was spending his Sunday evening devoted to more worthy causes. Specifically, he was calling out Fox News pond scum Rupert Murdoch for his legacy of racist bullshit and… » 1/11/15 11:45pm 1/11/15 11:45pm

Early this morning, AirAsia flight QZ8501 went missing from radar en route to Singapore. The plane lost contact somewhere over the Java Sea and while there was no emergency or distress call, the pilot did request an altitude change citing severe weather just before the plane vanished from radar. While the search for… » 12/28/14 3:45pm 12/28/14 3:45pm

Fox News mainstay and wearer of prominently displayed cross necklaces Laura Ingraham is pretty sure that feminists are to blame for the security breach that led to a fence jumper overpowering a female Secret Service agent and making his way into the White House. » 9/30/14 3:30pm 9/30/14 3:30pm

On Sunday, Fox will air its long-promised threatened Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode and, because cartoons are edgy, it will feature a joke that involves the word "rape." The comedy police have been dispatched. » 9/25/14 5:20pm 9/25/14 5:20pm

We've uncovered yet another goddamn idiot who can't help but trip over his own sexist, stupid beliefs in the conversation about Ray Rice's godawful, sickening abuse. » 9/11/14 10:20am 9/11/14 10:20am

Today in evergreen ledes: a trio of women who benefitted immensely from gains made by feminists yet don't appear to understand what feminism is appeared on a Fox News program to talk about how feminism is bad. » 9/02/14 2:00pm 9/02/14 2:00pm

Attention fans of The Simpons: Your summer just got exponentially better. » 7/23/14 11:20am 7/23/14 11:20am

Today in gossip about shows you loved in the 90s: In a discussion about how NBC handles abortion on its network, Bob Greenblatt – a former executive at Fox and now head of NBC – revealed that Fox shut down a plot line on Party of Five that would seen Neve Campbell's character Julia have an abortion. » 7/14/14 10:20am 7/14/14 10:20am

Ben Stein, who the lowbrow among us will recognize as the eyedrop shilling "Bueller.... Bueller...." guy from Ferris Beuller's Day Off and the nerds will recognize as the conservative thought-generator and American Spectator senior editor, has penned an incredibly bizarre stream of consciousness essay on how he is… » 7/03/14 10:00am 7/03/14 10:00am

Today on Fox's Outnumbered, the panelists discussing how Hillary is using the SCOTUS Hobby Lobby decision to finagle her way into the White House identified a new demographic: the Beyoncé Voters. After brushing off the SCOTUS decision because contraception is not in the constitution (hm), Host Jessie Waters's dropped … » 7/01/14 6:15pm 7/01/14 6:15pm

A fox has been stealing shoes from an English suburb and depositing them, one by one, into a mystified woman's garden. It's gotten so bad she's put a table out in front of her house, so passing neighbors can retrieve their shoes. » 6/05/14 9:45am 6/05/14 9:45am

FOX, the brilliant network that's bringing you this summer's surefire hit show about a group of women duped into believing they have been chosen as the possible true love of Prince Harry, has dropped the first promo for I Wanna Marry Harry. There's still not much detail available about how exactly the production… » 4/17/14 11:45am 4/17/14 11:45am

Because Fox News' average viewer was already middle aged by the time MTV debuted, the network is sending one of its most intrepid concerned blonde moms into the bowels of youthful hedonism to teach The Olds about this new thing called "Spring Break." And it's hilarious. » 4/02/14 2:30pm 4/02/14 2:30pm

After having a segment of his deliciously skewered by Stephen Colbert this week, one Fox News host is FIGHTING BACK. Against what, exactly, we're not sure. » 2/28/14 7:00pm 2/28/14 7:00pm

Fox News shouting head Bill O'Reilly has finally made it to 1979 in his slog through American social progress, last night posing an important gotcha question to two female panelists: What's the downside to having a woman as President? I MEAN THERE'S GOTTA BE A DOWNSIDE! » 2/27/14 5:45pm 2/27/14 5:45pm

Dawn the fox is super happy. A lot happier than you or I would be if we were woken up after a deep, long sleep. » 2/10/14 9:36pm 2/10/14 9:36pm