Self Marriage: For the Needy, Oblivious Narcissist in Your Life

Wedding season is about to get 1,000 times more obnoxious — at least, if a disturbing new microtrend gets legs. Self-marriage, a public ceremony wherein an uncoupled individual dons formalwear and promises to be true and honest to themselves in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others etc. … » 6/04/12 12:30pm 6/04/12 12:30pm

Valentine's Day Candy An Insidious Plot To Destroy Romance

Valentine's Day candy is arguably the best of the holiday-specific candies (at the very least, it surpasses those gross Halloween chewy peanut butter in waxy wrapper deals), but Men's Health wants you to remember that it will make you fat, and being fat will lead you to a life of loneliness and crying and cat… » 2/13/11 1:00pm 2/13/11 1:00pm