Finally, Men Will Be Able to Regrow Foreskin Like a Lizard With a Tail

Dicks: they're just like salamanders. Am I right, dicks? Nah, I'm wrong, as usual. Though scientific progress in the contemporary world is such that 100 heroes are currently making plans to voyage to Mars for the purpose of dying, the human penis cannot just willy-nilly regenerate its majestic sheath—as of yet. » 2/18/15 10:30am 2/18/15 10:30am

Scientist With Bitchin' Hair Found a Cure for Baldness Using Foreskin

Angela Christiano is dead fucking serious about hair. After having suffered from alopecia areata, she was compelled to study baldness. And she may have just discovered a cure for it, using the discarded foreskins from circumcised babies. » 10/22/13 4:10pm 10/22/13 4:10pm

No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Know the True Pleasure of a Blow Job

Writing for The Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton explores the topic that keeps on giving – male circumcision – writing about how she and her husband (SPOILER) came to the decision to not circumcise their son, a boy who will become a man who will surely be very happy to realize one day that a general idea of what… » 7/30/13 2:45pm 7/30/13 2:45pm

Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Face

Oprah likes to rub human foreskin all over her face—because it's an ingredient of her favorite anti-aging skin cream SkinMedica, which she calls a "magic fountain of youth and miracle wrinkle solution." Apparently, this is offensive enough to earn the ire of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project who protested the… » 1/25/13 11:50am 1/25/13 11:50am

San Francisco Could Ban Male Circumcision

San Francisco's municipal ballot this year may include a measure to ban the circumcision of baby boys. Considering some of the other things banned in San Francisco, it might actually have a shot. » 2/22/11 1:25pm 2/22/11 1:25pm

Size Matters

But not how you'd think: Scientists have found that men with larger foreskins are at a higher risk for contracting HIV. Doctors are considering offering circumcision to men in Uganda to help combat the spread of the virus. [Reuters] » 10/29/09 9:20am 10/29/09 9:20am

Penal Law

A Queens man is suing a website for wrongly claiming that he is uncircumcised. According to John Singer, 49, the website Centropa, a European oral-history project, misquoted his mother as saying her two sons had not been circumcised. He says he informed the site's director that the information was incorrect, but it… » 12/09/08 12:40pm 12/09/08 12:40pm

A new wrinkle and scar injection called Vavelta » 11/17/08 11:20am 11/17/08 11:20am promises to smooth out fine lines and scarring with a radical new ingredient: Cells from babies' foreskins, which are injected in the lower layers of the epidermis, eventually revealing younger-looking skin after a few months. The foreskins are donated by mothers of…

Mary Jane: More Of A Guy's Kind Of Girl

New Study: Men Need Foreskin Like Fish Need A Bicycle

You know how hippies who are opposed to circumcision are always all, "Circumcised penises experience a reduction in sensitivity"? Well, a new study in the most recent issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine totally contradicts that, saying that the head of the dick is just as sensitive on a circumcised man as an… » 8/02/07 6:16pm 8/02/07 6:16pm