Will Dry Humping Solve America's Slut Crisis?

Our country is facing a crisis: every day, scores of young women are acting way sluttier than they should And, quite frankly, all of the sex they're having is icky and unhygienic and unfeminist, and must make them feel bad about themselves. Ergo, it is a feminist act to dry hump, and dry hump only. For as Gloria… » 8/14/11 3:32pm 8/14/11 3:32pm

(Ass)hole In One: Modeling Guy Puts LPGA Golfers In Bikinis

Hey! Remember yesterday how I was all, "Lighten up, people! Paying undue attention to female athletes' fashion choices is okay because it draws attention to the sport and promotes healthy physiques"? Yeah. Well, that was before we heard about the "Wilhelmina Seven" an initiative that is turning seven 'hand-picked'… » 6/25/08 2:40pm 6/25/08 2:40pm