Today in things that are trying to kill you: 2 million pounds of Oscar Mayer turkey bacon are being recalled.
Ladies. Please don't panic, please breathe, but there is a situation. It's salad. SALAD HAS BETRAYED US. Sam's Club has recalled more than 90,000 pounds of chicken caesar salad for possible listeria monocytogenes contamination—a bacteria that can cause "fever, muscle aches, headache, stiff neck, confusion, loss of…
Attention Costco, Trader Joe's, Kroger and Walmart shoppers: Your fruit might be tainted.
Campbell Soup is recalling three varieties of SpaghettiOs with meatballs due to possible under-processing. No one's reported any illnesses so far; the problem was discovered during a routine factory inspection. A sad day for late-night munchies. [CNN]