These Stunning Sculptures Are Made Entirely From Flowers

We already know that the Netherlands has it all — glow in the dark freeways, clogs, and a dating show dedicated solely to helping lonely farmers look for love. Well, it gets even better: The tiny town of Zundert has elevated the Netherlands game to A+++ will live there forever. » 9/03/13 11:00pm 9/03/13 11:00pm

ProFlowers Delivers Sparse-Ass Bouquets Instead of Lush Pictured…

There are some angry people out there this Valentine's Day, thanks to ProFlowers delivering some jankity bouquets. Unless there's a beautiful arrangement hidden inside an ugly-ass facade — kinda like the old man on Scooby Doo? — ProFlowers has some explaining to do. Of course, these might just be anomalies on the… » 2/15/13 12:00am 2/15/13 12:00am

Rhode Island Flower Shops Sued for Refusing to Deliver Flowers to…

After Jessica Ahlquist, unabashed teenage atheist and crusader against bullshit, successfully sued her Rhode Island high school to take its prayer mural taken down last January, we hoped that she'd be able to take her $40,000 scholarship and ride off triumphantly into college sunset, confident that she'd be equipped to … » 2/03/13 3:30pm 2/03/13 3:30pm

Founder of Mother's Day Wishes You Would Stop With All the Flowers and…

Anna Jarvis founded Mother's Day in 1914 as an effort to honor her mother, who'd founded a Mother's Friendship Day during the Civil War as a way to foster peace. Jarvis had included white carnations in the first unofficial celebration of Mother's Day she'd organized in 1908, and florists, seeing an opportunity for… » 5/13/12 11:15pm 5/13/12 11:15pm

Philadelphia Flower Show Marred by Appearance of the Dreaded Man-Cave

Over the past week, Philadelphia, the city of steaks and the cheeses who love them, hosted the most venerable indoor flower show in all the land. That is, it had been the most venerable flower show in all the land until this year when somebody decided that what would really propel the event into the 21st century was a… » 3/11/12 8:00pm 3/11/12 8:00pm

Florists Deliver A Total Shitshow Instead of Pretty Bouquets

If you didn't get any flowers this year for Valentine's Day, don't take it personally just yet. Turns out there's some serious chaos happening at all the major flower retailers, and it's already ruined a lot of people's Valentine's Days. It's probably a wasteland out there of scolded spouses, awkward evenings, and… » 2/14/12 11:55pm 2/14/12 11:55pm

Madonna Shares Video Fauxpology To Hydrangeas

In a video posted to YouTube, Madonna addresses the massive controversy over her declaration that she "absolutely loathes hydrangeas." Madonna has been a bit insufferable for the past decade or so, but this proves the awesome, unapologetically bitchy classic Madonna is still in there somewhere. » 9/12/11 8:50pm 9/12/11 8:50pm