Where Will You Be Seated At This Year's Thanksgiving Table?

Ah, Thanksgiving: the one holiday with the sole purpose of gathering family together and forcing them to sit through an entire meal. The question is, where, exactly, you will be seated. Next to your cousin with an insatiable appetite? Directly across from your creepy uncle so that eye contact is unavoidable? Downwind… » 11/22/11 7:15pm 11/22/11 7:15pm