People Are Obsessed with Michelle Obama's 'Not Amused' Face

After Monday's hubbub about First Lady Michelle Obama's bitchy resting face at Nelson Mandela's funeral, the New York Post has lived up to its legacy of wildly offensive covers with this latest, the headline of which implies that FLOTUS was mad at her husband for talking to the "attractive" Prime Minister of Denmark. » 12/11/13 10:50am 12/11/13 10:50am

For Chrissakes, Nobody Really Thinks FLOTUS Is a 'Feminist Nightmare'

Politico's "Leaning Out: How Michelle Obama Became a Feminist Nightmare" is exactly the kind of piece a media organization puts out to get people angry. The title manages to squeeze in not one but two hot internet hype phrases: a reference to Sheryl Sandberg and "feminist nightmare." Too bad the substance doesn't live up… » 11/22/13 1:20pm 11/22/13 1:20pm

Jackie O's Pink Suit Will Remain Hidden Away Until We're All Dead

Fifty years ago this week, President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas as he rode in a motorcade alongside his wife Jacqueline. The now-iconic blood-spattered pink suit that the First Lady wore that day hasn't been seen in public since, but not because it's missing; it's because it's locked in a vault… » 11/18/13 4:30pm 11/18/13 4:30pm

So What if Obama Quit Smoking Because He's 'Scared' of His Wife?

Fire up the gaffe signal; the President said something unscripted! Yesterday, during an "hot mic" moment at the UN General Assembly, our Commander-In-Chief Barack Hussein Bengazi Obamacare Bailout Obama confessed to an official that he hasn't had a cigarette in six years because he's "scared" of his wife. Either First Lady … » 9/24/13 12:00pm 9/24/13 12:00pm

First Couple Accidentally Creates Their Own Hallmark Card

U.S. President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama depart the White House en route Joint Base Andrews August 10, 2013 in Washington, DC. The Obamas are on a trip to Orlando, Florida where they will address injured veterans at the Disabled American Veterans National Convention. In the afternoon, they will… » 8/10/13 6:00pm 8/10/13 6:00pm

FLOTUS Shifts Focus From Kids and Exercise to Kids and Guns

While it's hard to tell what her husband's legacy will be, First Lady Michelle Obama will probably be remembered overwhelmingly as a loved and respected presidential spouse. But until this week, she wasn't known for her particularly active role in government. The Associated Press reports that Michelle plans to change… » 7/23/13 10:40am 7/23/13 10:40am

There's Nothing Better Than the First Lady Dancing

In an attempt to get the American public to eat something other than burritos stuffed with ice cream sandwiches (mmm... burritos stuffed with ice cream sandwiches...), Michelle Obama helped promote a recipe contest for healthy kid's meals. The winners were hosted at the Kids' State Dinner (adorable) tonight, and the… » 7/09/13 11:30pm 7/09/13 11:30pm

NYDN Site Runs Paparazzi Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts

Twelve-year-old Sasha Obama went shopping in New York City yesterday, and today, the New York Daily News published a small photo-driven item titled "Sasha Obama Steps Out in Soho." The daughter of Barack Obama was wearing the teeny tiny shorts of the sort Chloë Sevigny calls "denim underwear," and the paper's website ran a… » 6/25/13 3:15pm 6/25/13 3:15pm

Oops: Michelle Obama Accidentally Calls Herself a 'Busy Single Mother'

In an interview with CBS about the difficulty of maintaining proper family nutrition/your sanity when you have a hectic schedule, First Lady Michelle Obama proves her point when she refers to herself as a "busy single mother." It's so difficult that sometimes you forget important details like the fact that you're still… » 4/04/13 11:00pm 4/04/13 11:00pm