Florida College Sued Over Forced Vaginal Exams During Class

Valencia College in Orlando, Florida is the subject of a federal lawsuit filed by two students in the school’s medical diagnostics program. They allege that they were forced to undergo transvaginal probing during class and that faculty supervising made inappropriate comments during the exams creating a frightening and… » 5/19/15 4:40pm Tuesday 4:40pm

Florida Rep. Alan Grayson on Split from Wife: 'Gold Diggers Gotta Dig'

The divorce proceedings between Florida Congressman Alan Grayson and his estranged wife Lolita, once delayed by a leaky breast implant, continue to be understated and mutually respectful. Grayson, one of the richest men in Congress, paused on his way into court to tell a TV reporter, “Gold diggers gotta dig.” » 5/19/15 2:00pm Tuesday 2:00pm

Miami Beach Police Sent So, So Many Racist, Sexist Emails

Miami Beach Police Chief Daniel Oates told reporters on Thursday that 16 officers in his department sent “hundreds” of racist, sexist, pornographic emails, which could jeopardize the criminal cases they’re witnesses in and also just looks terrible. The emails spanned about a two-year period and involved two… » 5/18/15 12:30pm Monday 12:30pm

Pregnant Woman Attacked By Neighbor For Witchcraft

A Florida woman who was six months pregnant was attacked by a neighbor with a large rock because she thought she was performing witchcraft. Esther Horton was in her driveway, putting her four-year-old son in a car seat when Annie Olomua came running towards her, screamed an obscenity and threw the rock at her head.… » 5/10/15 7:15pm 5/10/15 7:15pm

Cherele's 'vi$ions' Is All Like, 'Eat It'

With “vi$ions,” Florida vocalist Cherele joins the hallowed canon of women telling their lovers to “eat it” on wax, a deeply noble endeavor. The video, which includes a moment where she Omars-out and robs some drug dealers before screaming into her phone with a red cup (the latter part: I can relate), debuted today » 5/08/15 7:50pm 5/08/15 7:50pm

Florida Woman Texts 'Drunk Driving Woo' Before Fatal DUI Accident

Mila Dago is a 24-year-old woman from Miami who, in August of 2013, was going through a rough breakup, according to the Miami Herald. Driving a rented SmartCar in the wee hours of the morning after a night of partying, Dago sent her ex a slew of messages, the last of which were “Driving drunk woo,” “Ill be dead thanks… » 5/01/15 5:25pm 5/01/15 5:25pm

'Fuck This Court': Florida Woman Pens Nation's Greatest Legal Brief…

Tamah Jade Clark, a resident of Florida, wife to Jason Clark , and mother to baby Clark, filed a legal brief with the district court earlier this month which will no doubt be the opening salvo in some sort of violent, profanity-laced revolution we will all be eventual witness to.
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Mom Arrested For Arranging, Bringing Knife to Teen Daughter's Fistfight

A Florida mother is out on bail after forcing her teen daughter, who was being bullied, into a fight with another girl. And Tabitha Anne Bennett didn’t just drive her daughter to the fight, she arranged it over Facebook and brought a knife, just in case she and her daughter needed to use it on the other 14-year-old. » 4/20/15 11:10pm 4/20/15 11:10pm

Florida Teens Burglarize Homes, Steal Gold So They Can Make Grillz

You know that thing where you’re a kid and everyone’s like “Follow your dreams,” and then you get a little older and you’re like, “Dang, I will follow my dreams—all the way to a sweet grill,” and then you get a little bit older than that and realize the only way to really follow that particular dream is burglarize… » 4/17/15 12:50pm 4/17/15 12:50pm

'Hundreds' Watched Two College Students Sexually Assault Woman on Beach

Two college students from Troy University in Alabama have been arrested and charged with sexual battery for allegedly sexually assaulting an incapacitated woman at a Panama City, Florida beach during spring break. Police said that “hundreds” of people witnessed the assault, but no one intervened. » 4/13/15 11:10am 4/13/15 11:10am

Horsemen 1 and 2 of the Apocalypse Attend a Fun Party

On the left, we have Ann Coulter, who once said, “Liberals love America like O. J. loved Nicole.” On the right, Flo Rida, who once said, “So that birthday cake get a cobra/Buggati for real, I’m cold bruh/That auto-biography rover/Got the key to my city it’s over/It’s no thots, only Anna Kournikova’s.” In the middle, a… » 4/09/15 4:00pm 4/09/15 4:00pm

Last of the Great Teen Lovers Arrested for Stealing Discount Vibrator

Picture this: You're 18, you're in love and you're also, inexplicably, in a Spencer's. The object of your affection, the only person who has ever and will ever matter, lifts up a box featuring a $13 vibe and says "I need this. I need this." You want to give her everything she wants. Hell, you'd pull down the moon for… » 3/27/15 12:50pm 3/27/15 12:50pm

Republican Governors Bravely Fight Anti- Prison Rape Laws

The Prison Rape Elimination Act has a pretty self-evident mission, and yet, somehow, there are still people who manage to be against it. PREA, first passed in 2003 and finalized in 2012, establishes basic standards to keep American prisoners from being assaulted by other inmates or (more commonly) guards. Yet a… » 3/26/15 2:15pm 3/26/15 2:15pm