Last of the Great Teen Lovers Arrested for Stealing Discount Vibrator

Picture this: You're 18, you're in love and you're also, inexplicably, in a Spencer's. The object of your affection, the only person who has ever and will ever matter, lifts up a box featuring a $13 vibe and says "I need this. I need this." You want to give her everything she wants. Hell, you'd pull down the moon for… » 3/27/15 12:50pm Friday 12:50pm

Republican Governors Bravely Fight Anti- Prison Rape Laws

The Prison Rape Elimination Act has a pretty self-evident mission, and yet, somehow, there are still people who manage to be against it. PREA, first passed in 2003 and finalized in 2012, establishes basic standards to keep American prisoners from being assaulted by other inmates or (more commonly) guards. Yet a… » 3/26/15 2:15pm 3/26/15 2:15pm

Two Women Lead Their Stalker Directly to Police Station

Jason Joseph Seeburger of Sunrise, Florida was arrested last Sunday after stalking two women and following them directly to the neighborhood police department. » 3/24/15 5:00pm 3/24/15 5:00pm

Florida Woman Tries to Back Out of Home Purchase By Blaming Diet Pills

Everyone except teetotalers has done something they regret while under the influence of mind-altering substances. So I'm sure we've all got at least a little sympathy for this Florida woman claiming she mistakenly purchased a home $100,000 underwater while fucked up on diet pills. » 3/11/15 3:30pm 3/11/15 3:30pm

Rep. Alan Grayson Accuses Estranged Wife of Bigamy in Divorce Trial

Love is a rough ride. Just ask Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Florida), whose divorce trial is finally set to begin today, and where he will accuse Lolita Grayson, his now-estranged wife of 24 years, of bigamy. The trial was previously delayed due to Lolita's leaky breast implant, which required emergency surgery. » 3/09/15 11:30am 3/09/15 11:30am

Guy Fieri Officiates Mass Gay Wedding in Florida Flavortown

Terrible news: if you're half a gay couple looking to tie the knot in Miami, you just missed your chance to be joined in joyous matrimony by none other than Food Network personality Guy Fieri. The love boat has passed you by, my friend. » 2/24/15 11:30am 2/24/15 11:30am

Three-Breasted Woman Is Still Milking That Third Tit

Jasmine Tridevil, the 21 year old who made headlines last summer after claiming to have had a third breast surgically implanted on her chest, would like you to know that she's still around and still pumping that third tit. » 2/19/15 12:30pm 2/19/15 12:30pm

Radio Host Accused of Domestic Abuse Had Court Papers Served On-Air

Two weeks ago, Russ Rollins, a radio host in Florida, was served with divorce papers by his ex-wife live on air, a situation that inspired lots of muttering about what ice-cold bitches women are. But the attorney for Rollins' estranged wife says he staged the scene as a bit. However, the divorce filing is real; a… » 2/13/15 4:30pm 2/13/15 4:30pm

A Chat with Malcolm Brenner, Man Famous for Having Sex with a Dolphin

Malcolm Brenner is the only man on Earth to achieve international fame for having sex with a dolphin. A former investigative journalist who covered the American Southwest, he remains best known for his 1970's love affair—mostly romantic, briefly sexual—with a bottlenose dolphin named Dolly. Their "courtship," which… » 2/11/15 12:30pm 2/11/15 12:30pm

World's Toughest Woman Delivers 14-Pound Baby Naturally 

Avery Denton was a bit of a surprise for his mother, not only because he weighed 14 very painful pounds, but also because his mother, Maxxzandra Ford didn't realize she was pregnant until her third trimester. » 2/07/15 1:30pm 2/07/15 1:30pm

Daily Show: Florida Congressman Relentlessly Messes with Texas

About nine-tenths of what Congress does is useless. Every so often they manage to pass a budget or something, but for the most part, they just furtively re-decorate their offices and turn oxygen into carbon dioxide. And, as the Daily Show pointed out last night, occasionally deliver stinging, unneccessary, completely… » 2/05/15 10:10am 2/05/15 10:10am

Florida Teen Plays With Gun, Gets Shot Right in the Dick

And he still protected his friend because you don't snitch. Even when you're bleeding from your groin and might die. "Nah, it was an accident man! You go home! I got this!' » 1/30/15 11:50am 1/30/15 11:50am

Marissa Alexander Released From Jail to House Arrest

Marissa Alexander, the woman was sentenced to 20 years behind bars for firing a warning shot to scare off her abusive husband, has been released from jail to spend the remainder of her two year sentence on house arrest. » 1/28/15 10:50am 1/28/15 10:50am

Zombie Cat Claws Out of Grave, Terrorizes Florida

Florida is known for many things: Disney World, pleasant weather and being the setting for Starring Sally J. Friedman as Herself. Now it's being recognized for being the home of one more special thing: A zombie cat who clawed his way up and out of his final resting place. » 1/27/15 7:10pm 1/27/15 7:10pm

Florida Politician's Bigamy Divorce Foiled By Leaking Breast Implants

The divorce proceedings of U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Florida) got an unwelcome interruption this week when Lolita Grayson, soon-to-be ex wife of the congressman, wasn't prepared for court because of a medical emergency stemming from leaking breast implants. » 1/21/15 4:50pm 1/21/15 4:50pm

Yesterday, we interviewed Dr. Erin Kimmerle, a forensic anthropologist looking for graves at the notorious Dozier School for Boys. Two survivors from the school are in the comments of that post sharing their own experiences: find them here and here. » 1/20/15 1:55pm 1/20/15 1:55pm

Florida Teen Successfully Posed as OB/GYN For an Entire Month 

A Florida teen posed as an OB/GYN at St. Mary's Medical Center in West Palm Beach for an entire month before getting caught by authorities. » 1/20/15 1:15pm 1/20/15 1:15pm

'They Were Truly Gone': Solving the Mysteries of the Dozier School

The Florida authorities called the Dozier School for Boys a reformatory, a home for orphans or wayward boys who needed a little guidance. But the boys sent to the school called it Hell. » 1/19/15 3:15pm 1/19/15 3:15pm

Florida Cops Caught Using Black Men's Mug Shots for Target Practice

In this week's episode of Florida Being Florida, North Miami Beach police were caught using mug shots of black men for sniper practice at a gun range in December. » 1/16/15 10:10am 1/16/15 10:10am