Feeling lonely? Miss the scent of a man? Well, now there’s furniture made to feel like you’re cuddling with a guy’s belly who just happens to be shaped like a chair! Guys, my own skin is recoiling in revolt.
Technology has just reached new heights: Fleshlight now makes an iPad case which allows penis-havers to fuck their iPads. It's called the LaunchPAD. We are now one step closer to creating sexbots, which means we're one step closer to seeing civilization implode in a blaze of sexbot-fucking glory.
I'm sure you all know the Fleshlight (NSFW), the plastic vagina that some men use to pleasure themselves (I prefer the classic five-on-one action, thank you very much). What you probably don't know is how it all started:
Fleshlight has released a blue "Alien" version of its popular toy as a companion piece to Hustler's This Ain't Avatar XXX, for guys wondering if there's "anything else out there to fuck." Sometimes human vag just isn't enough!
Filmmakers Drea Cooper & Zackary Canepari have created a short video tour of the Real Doll factory for their project "California is a Place." It's a moving ride straight through the uncanny valley - but it's also strangely touching.
