Gym-Going Man Knows Exactly How to Hit On Women at the Gym

For those of you who wish you could workout in peace without being interrupted by an, "Excuse me: has anyone ever told you (fill in the blank)" by a well-intentioned but clueless man who just ruined your workout and/or day, rejoice, for a seminal, satirical guide on how to chat to women at the gym awaits, written by a… » 3/23/15 7:00pm 3/23/15 7:00pm

Tough Guy Body Builders Can't Get Enough of Those Lactating Tittays

Gains: You know you want them, but you don't know how to get them. You could, like many bodybuilders, spend hours in a squat cage in between chugging protein supplements. But if you're savvy and hip to the new "science" you may just want to toss all your whey powder for a couple of drops of what one Michigan mom is… » 2/20/15 11:30am 2/20/15 11:30am

Your FitBit Is Bullshit, Says Science

The next time one of your friends starts raving about their FitBit, especially if it's the kind of friend who can't shut the fuck up about their latest "find" and effectively ruins happy hour for everyone else who just wants to lose their inhibitions at the end of a tough week, feel free to stop them dead in their… » 2/16/15 10:30pm 2/16/15 10:30pm

Workout Like It's 1985: Jane Fonda's Fitness Vids Are Being Rereleased

Jane Fonda's 1980s aerobics videos were the conduit that first brought fitness to the home (via that fun new invention, the VCR). It was a good-time workout you could do in your living room, led by that spunky actress everyone wanted to be, and befriend. Her debut 1982 video remains the best selling fitness video of… » 12/29/14 6:40pm 12/29/14 6:40pm

Your Cheap-Ass Gym Is Messing With Your Mind, Doesn't Want You Healthy

Most of us hate going to the gym. It's intimidating and, unless you're Hamilton Nolan, you don't even know how to use half the machines and weights. So when Planet Fitness showed up and started offering pizza nights and massage chairs, it all sounded great. But Planet Fitness doesn't really care about your fitness. In… » 12/18/14 9:30pm 12/18/14 9:30pm

Too Rich or Lazy to Function? 'Fitness Concierge' Service Will Help

New from the perpetually robust New York Times Wealth Gap/Are You Kidding Me section, we have a sweet little story about a company that offers services like "booking your workout classes for you" ($350 per month; a bargain!) and "coming to your house at 5 AM and making you get dressed for your workout" ($100 per… » 12/18/14 11:10am 12/18/14 11:10am