Drew Barrymore Did a Special Kind of Hugging and Nine Months Later a…

And the baby is amaaaaaaaaziiiiiiiiiiing!!! I mean, okay, it's only been alive for like a day, so it's pretty much just a standard baby so far. BUT. Its name is Olive (CUTE) and it came out of Drew Barrymore and I like her. Also her weird non-celebrity husband is handsome! Congratulations, you crazy kids! » 10/01/12 8:00pm 10/01/12 8:00pm

Texas Sheriff's Department Tells Fiona Apple to 'Shut Up and Sing'

Fiona Apple, having having made her first public statement about her Hudspeth County, Texas arrest for marijuana possession, has received a response in the form of an open letter from the Hudspeth Sheriff's Department's Public Information Officer Rusty Fleming. Over the weekend, Apple opened up about her arrest to an… » 9/24/12 6:45pm 9/24/12 6:45pm

Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Fiona Apple Tells Concert-Goers How Much It Sucks to Stay in a Texas…

Earlier this week, Fiona Apple followed in the footsteps of Armie Hammer by getting arrested in Texas for marijuana possession, and everyone wondered why Texas was so obsessed with ruining everyone's good time. And the arts. At the very least, this latest celebrity brush with Texas lawmen has given us a Fiona Apple… » 9/23/12 11:00am 9/23/12 11:00am

'OctoMILF' Makes Her Slightly Terrifying Debut

Perhaps it's not what you were expecting when you first woke up this morning, but here we are: The solo pornoriffic debut of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom — and rather chillingly referred to as OctoMILF by the clever copy writers at the softcore production company — is upon us! Forgetting for a moment that Suleman once… » 6/14/12 9:00am 6/14/12 9:00am

Jerks Debate Whether Madonna's Nipple Is Too Old to Air

Whether she was doing it in solidarity with Turkish women in light of a proposed abortion ban or just letting it out for a little air, Madonna's nipple exposé is certainly attracting attention. So it's surprising it's taken this long for people to start asking whether it's age-appropriate, I mean, come on, she's a… » 6/12/12 9:00am 6/12/12 9:00am

Fiona Apple Can Take All the Time She Wants Working on New Stuff

On June 19, Fiona Apple will release her latest album The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do, thus breaking the voice-sapping curse the octopoid conjurer Ursula placed on her seven years ago. Apple, who has a delightful surname, told NPR… » 6/10/12 2:30pm 6/10/12 2:30pm