Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off

Oh, humans! You get engorged over the darndest things. I have to admit, when I first read about this fat-lady-fingernail-biting fetishist, my first thought was "You do you, little soldier!" and my second thought was, "...Wait...how much can I charge?" Because for reals—as a fat lady with fingernails and teeth—if this… » 8/15/13 7:00pm 8/15/13 7:00pm

Nail Art, the Last Bastion of Female-Centric Beauty

When historically female-centric practices—like cooking, baking, hair styling, clothing design, etc.—have been legitimized into celebrated careers, men typically end up being the stars who dominate those industries. Look at Emeril Lagasse or the Cake Boss guy or Vidal Sassoon or Karl Lagerfeld. Whenever there is money… » 8/07/12 1:30pm 8/07/12 1:30pm

Making Your Nails Look Like Duck Feet Is the Newest Horrible Trend

Do your nails not get in your way enough? Do you find yourself wishing they were wider and even less likely to fit on the keys of your keyboard? Well then you will love duck feet nails, the newest trend that is sweeping the nation. These flared nails are meant to resemble—you guessed it—duck's feet, and they do in the… » 5/07/12 9:15pm 5/07/12 9:15pm

Woman Grows Nails For 18 Years, Is Honored Accordingly

Yesterday Guinness World Records named Chris Walton of Las Vegas the woman with the world's longest fingernails. Her nails measure 10-feet-2-inches on her left hand and 9-feet-7-inches on her right hand. Perhaps Walton does have the longest nails in the world, but the folks at Guinness should really take style and… » 9/15/11 9:30am 9/15/11 9:30am