There was no possibility of taking a walk that day.

One week ago, on the Kentucky Oaks infield, a large, pastel-hued fight broke out among several individuals wearing monogrammed belts. Let’s celebrate their passion.

It was always destined to come to this: Lena Dunham, a vocal Hillary Clinton supporter, and Donald Trump, a Day-Glo roadside billboard about jock itch, have engaged each other in a public fight. Let’s carefully ease into this one together while clinging frantically to the side of the pool and wishing we were someplace…

Real Housewife LuAnn de Lesseps and Real Housewife Martha Stewart both recently attended a dinner at the Baccarat Hotel held by the Qatari ambassador to the U.S., and let’s be real, no one knows how to stir up drama like Mohammed Jaham Al Kuwari!

Though she’s off The Good Wife, Archie Panjabi isn’t going to let the show’s creators, or star Julianna Margulies, pretend that they didn’t have issues that prevented the development of certain storylines—or rather, that Margulies doesn’t have issues with her.

One of the greatest — read: saddest — dudefights of our time is that between Jack White of the White Stripes and both of the Black Keys, three fully grown and very wealthy men who can’t stop scuffing dirt at each other on the playground while we all feel intense secondhand embarrassment. Patrick Carney, the Keys’…

Miley Cyrus and Nicki Minaj’s confrontation over Miley’s recent quotes to the New York Times about Nicki’s now-resolved Twitter fight with Taylor Swift came, as anticipated, at the 2015 MTV VMAs, after Nicki and Taylor kissed and made up with a joint performance only a few minutes earlier.

Welcome back to the time-honored tradition of watching celebrities make an asses out of themselves on social media. Thank you social media. I hate you social media.

Perhaps the internet spoke too soon when it decided that proposing at someone’s wedding was the worst thing that could happen on the big day. No, it turns out that there’s something much worse than taking away all the attention for yourself: a bloody brawl that ends with four police officers hospitalized and the groom…

Bad news: When it comes to pretty much everything you've ever done or said in your relationship, the memories you and your spouse hold so dear should probably be regarded as highly suspect. Really. This applies to both of you.

Social media wars are as American as apple pie and ignoring our deeply flawed national history. Forget baseball: This is our national pastime now. On Monday this week, a reality television heavyweight went up against a scrappy young upstart in a battle that you truly have to see to believe. In this, the first…