The Real World Still Has No Real Rule Against Fighting

The Real World has a long tradition of roommates being kicked off the show for fighting or abusive behavior. Well, times have changed. After another ugly altercation in a recent episode of Real World: Skeletons, no one was booted from the house and the show's official stance on violence seems murkier than ever. » 2/10/15 4:50pm 2/10/15 4:50pm

How to Win Fights With Your Family This Thanksgiving: Don't

Tomorrow you'll gather around the Thanksgiving table with your family—those precious few souls that walk this cold Earth draped in the same flesh and blood that coat your weary bones. Invariably, they will say something that makes you want to murder them or, at the very least, ruin dinner in the process of setting… » 11/26/14 12:45pm 11/26/14 12:45pm

Woman Violently Savaged for Telling Off Mother at Nordstrom Rack

If you've ever been to Colma, California, you know that it's a sleepy little townlet that has more dead people than living ones, an excellent Chipotle and a Nordstrom Rack, that until now, has just been a great place for my dad to buy Juicy Couture. Not anymore. Now there's just bloodshed. » 11/06/14 7:20pm 11/06/14 7:20pm

Florida Mom Arrested After Beating Up 12-Year Old To Stop Bullying

I first read about fighting fire with fire in an old Tin-Tin comic I had borrowed from the library in the hopes that I would one day be interested in adventure (no. It's the napping life for me). In the comic, Tin Tin sets some grass on fire to put out another fire that is coming towards him and his merry band of… » 3/08/14 5:30pm 3/08/14 5:30pm

In Defense of Being a Lover AND a Fighter

Conflict is bad. If you're fighting, something is wrong. Happy people never fight. Fights are OK but only rarely. Right? You've heard all this in the popular cultcha. And so it was with great excitement that I read about the couple who broadcasts all their fights on Twitter, because yes and finally! People who aren't… » 11/13/13 12:10pm 11/13/13 12:10pm

The Best Body Armor Won't Do Your Boobs Any Favors

Turns out that very sexy, very boob-y armor you see at ren faires worldwide is impractical at best, and dangerous at worst. Like, if you were gonna do battle over the last deep-fried turkey leg at the faire, your curvy breastplate would protect you about as well as a lacy corset. » 5/09/13 9:30am 5/09/13 9:30am

Ronda Rousey Won Her UFC Debut in Grand, Arm-Twisting Fashion

Ronda Rousey, Olympic judoka and holder of sundry MMA titles, won the Ultimate Hugging Fighting Championship's first-ever women's bout Saturday night, defeating an unfortunately overshadowed Liz Carmouche to secure the bantamweight title. » 2/24/13 12:00pm 2/24/13 12:00pm

Woman Waves Around Loaded Gun at Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid, and I guess considering how many children die from gun shots every day, it makes sense that weapons are okey dokey. In fact, here's a recent picture from the door of Chuck E. Cheese in Hayward, CA. Yep, the future is great. » 2/07/13 10:25am 2/07/13 10:25am

Daycare Workers Arrested for Allegedly Making a ‘Toddler Fights’ Video

At a daycare center that is apparently owned and operated by George Bluth, Sr., three workers allegedly videotaped a fight between the toddlers in their care, thus creating their very own, real-life version of "Boy Fights," which, as it turns out, isn't very funny without Ron Howard's sardonic narration. » 8/21/12 10:25pm 8/21/12 10:25pm

Is It Wrong to Call This 20-Year-Old Who Punched a Street Harasser a…

A photo of a woman grinning and flashing the bandaged hand, injured after punching the misogynist sack of shit she overheard threatening to rape a stranger, has amost 56,000 notes on Tumblr and counting. The assailant says she never intended for the image to go viral nor to become a role model for the thousands of… » 7/09/12 2:10pm 7/09/12 2:10pm

Another Fighter Politely Offers to Kick Chris Brown's Ass

Chris Brown just can't seem to stop pissing off gigantic people who want to punch him in the face. Earlier this week, the perpetually shit eating grin-wearing singer once again couldn't resist the siren's call of spazzing out at a detractor on Twitter, accusing him of having shrunken genitalia. That detractor was… » 2/22/12 6:45pm 2/22/12 6:45pm

A Naggy Anti-Nagging Nag for Women to Stop Nagging

It doesn't take a graduate of the Dr. Phil School of Pointing out Obvious Shit to understand that nagging can ruin a marriage. But did you know that, according to the Wall Street Journal, women are usually the ones who do it? Dear women: Stop ruining marriage. How many times do you need to be reminded? » 1/26/12 5:00pm 1/26/12 5:00pm

First Grader Kicks Bully In The Balls, Sparks Sexual Harassment…

If you want evidence of how out of control sexual harassment laws have gotten, look no further than the story of a 7-year-old Boston boy who's been accused of sexual assault for kicking a bully in the groin after he choked him and stole his gloves. This ridiculous tale provides a great opportunity to unleash a hearty… » 12/04/11 8:47pm 12/04/11 8:47pm

Airlines, Liver Disease, Horrible Strangers Coming For Your Pets

Good news and terrible news, pet owners. The good news is that even if your pet gets lost by an airline, there's a chance that it will be found alive, living in the ventilation ducts months later. The bad news is that once your pet gets found, it might be almost dead. And if your pet's never found, it might be because… » 10/27/11 7:45pm 10/27/11 7:45pm

'Renaissance Fighter' Dad Forces Daughter To Sword-Fight Him

Here's a guy who won't be winning any dad awards this week: Fremont Seay has been arrested for forcing his sixteen-year-old daughter to sword-fight with him until she collapsed. » 10/18/11 3:10pm 10/18/11 3:10pm

Martial Arts Exec Offers Bizarre Defense For Nipply Photoshoot

The marital arts gear company Manto angered fans when it tweeted a picture of "Two girls fighting over a Manto Tshirt!" and exposing one woman's nipple in the process. But never fear — the company's owner has a helpful mathematical explanation. » 10/11/11 5:00pm 10/11/11 5:00pm

Guys Open Up About Fighting

Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. This week's question was the following: "When was the last time you got into a physical fight? What was it about and how did it end? Would you fight again — and if so, what would make you fight? And do you think being willing/able… » 10/07/11 3:00pm 10/07/11 3:00pm

Is After Work Crankiness Threatening Your Relationship?

We live in troubled times. We're fighting wars everywhere, Wall Street has been occupied, people are still adding -gate to the end of scandal names even though it doesn't make any sense. And to make matters worse, we're becoming increasingly incapable of not acting like complete assfaces toward our spouses and… » 10/05/11 12:50pm 10/05/11 12:50pm

Mom Arrested For Pushing 12-Year-Olds To Fight, Claims Girls Were…

Continuing the moms as fight promoters trend, a Long Island woman has been arrested for allegedly escorting her 12-year-old daughter to a fight on school property this past Sunday and cheering her on during the brawl. Daphne Melin says her daughter was being cyberbullied so, "I've taken it upon myself to do what I had… » 9/14/11 10:00am 9/14/11 10:00am

How To Fight Fair

Some of us avoid conflict with our loved ones because we don't want to piss them off or rock the boat. But having healthy arguments can be an important part of a relationship. Here's how to do it. » 5/05/11 6:10pm 5/05/11 6:10pm