Florida Mom Arrested After Beating Up 12-Year Old To Stop Bullying

I first read about fighting fire with fire in an old Tin-Tin comic I had borrowed from the library in the hopes that I would one day be interested in adventure (no. It's the napping life for me). In the comic, Tin Tin sets some grass on fire to put out another fire that is coming towards him and his merry band of… » 3/08/14 5:30pm 3/08/14 5:30pm

In Defense of Being a Lover AND a Fighter

Conflict is bad. If you're fighting, something is wrong. Happy people never fight. Fights are OK but only rarely. Right? You've heard all this in the popular cultcha. And so it was with great excitement that I read about the couple who broadcasts all their fights on Twitter, because yes and finally! People who aren't… » 11/13/13 12:10pm 11/13/13 12:10pm

Daycare Workers Arrested for Allegedly Making a ‘Toddler Fights’ Video

At a daycare center that is apparently owned and operated by George Bluth, Sr., three workers allegedly videotaped a fight between the toddlers in their care, thus creating their very own, real-life version of "Boy Fights," which, as it turns out, isn't very funny without Ron Howard's sardonic narration. » 8/21/12 10:25pm 8/21/12 10:25pm

Is It Wrong to Call This 20-Year-Old Who Punched a Street Harasser a…

A photo of a woman grinning and flashing the bandaged hand, injured after punching the misogynist sack of shit she overheard threatening to rape a stranger, has amost 56,000 notes on Tumblr and counting. The assailant says she never intended for the image to go viral nor to become a role model for the thousands of… » 7/09/12 2:10pm 7/09/12 2:10pm

Another Fighter Politely Offers to Kick Chris Brown's Ass

Chris Brown just can't seem to stop pissing off gigantic people who want to punch him in the face. Earlier this week, the perpetually shit eating grin-wearing singer once again couldn't resist the siren's call of spazzing out at a detractor on Twitter, accusing him of having shrunken genitalia. That detractor was… » 2/22/12 6:45pm 2/22/12 6:45pm

First Grader Kicks Bully In The Balls, Sparks Sexual Harassment…

If you want evidence of how out of control sexual harassment laws have gotten, look no further than the story of a 7-year-old Boston boy who's been accused of sexual assault for kicking a bully in the groin after he choked him and stole his gloves. This ridiculous tale provides a great opportunity to unleash a hearty… » 12/04/11 8:47pm 12/04/11 8:47pm

Airlines, Liver Disease, Horrible Strangers Coming For Your Pets

Good news and terrible news, pet owners. The good news is that even if your pet gets lost by an airline, there's a chance that it will be found alive, living in the ventilation ducts months later. The bad news is that once your pet gets found, it might be almost dead. And if your pet's never found, it might be because… » 10/27/11 7:45pm 10/27/11 7:45pm

Is After Work Crankiness Threatening Your Relationship?

We live in troubled times. We're fighting wars everywhere, Wall Street has been occupied, people are still adding -gate to the end of scandal names even though it doesn't make any sense. And to make matters worse, we're becoming increasingly incapable of not acting like complete assfaces toward our spouses and… » 10/05/11 12:50pm 10/05/11 12:50pm

Mom Arrested For Pushing 12-Year-Olds To Fight, Claims Girls Were…

Continuing the moms as fight promoters trend, a Long Island woman has been arrested for allegedly escorting her 12-year-old daughter to a fight on school property this past Sunday and cheering her on during the brawl. Daphne Melin says her daughter was being cyberbullied so, "I've taken it upon myself to do what I had… » 9/14/11 10:00am 9/14/11 10:00am