'Oh Fucking Hell No!': Audio of Bristol Palin's Epic Meltdown

Remember that time that the Palins all got together to look at Russia from their house (and just wave to it a little) and instead of a nice gathering where everyone talked about what a hero Bristol was for abstaining from sex, it turned into a fight with some old man calling her a "cunt" and a "slut"? Here's audio. » 10/21/14 9:30pm 10/21/14 9:30pm

Solange Hit Jay Z For Trying to Go to Rihanna's After-Party Sans Bey

It's been over 24 hours since the Solange/Jay Z elevator fight broke the internet and left us all scrambling to make sense of this capricious and utterly indifferent universe; now, at last, we may have answer. A source tells New York Daily News that the fight broke out after Jay Z announced his plans to attend… » 5/13/14 4:30pm 5/13/14 4:30pm

Lady Hockey Players Get Into Decidedly Unladylike Hockey Brawl

An apparently notable thing happened on Monday night, during an exhibition hockey game between the United States and Canada. The two teams got into a brawl and four of the women involved were given penalties for roughing, defined by the NHL as "a punching motion with the hand or fist, with or without the glove on the… » 10/16/13 11:40am 10/16/13 11:40am

Jennifer Aniston Drops a Tasty Mean-Girl Burn on Katie Couric

Ooooooooooo! Famous woman fight! Famous light-brown-haired medium-pleasant network-TV-approved over-4o white woman fight!!! In the course of her current publicity jamboree for We Are The Millers, Jennifer Aniston has been on a saying-stuff TEAR (see: "Strip clubs are disgusting," "I LOVE TANK TOPS HHNNNNGGGG GIMME ALL… » 8/01/13 7:00pm 8/01/13 7:00pm

Anne Hathaway Flew Into a Broadway Diva Rage at Amanda Seyfried before…

Maybe you love Anne Hathaway's orthodontia-brochure smile. Maybe you loathe the way she cradled her Supporting Actress Oscar like an enfant and cooed, "It came true!" Maybe you don't have any opinion on Anne Hathaway one way or the other because you have your own life to live and she's probably just a hologram created… » 3/01/13 8:00pm 3/01/13 8:00pm

Halle Berry’s Ex-Husband and Current Fiancé Come to Blows and Ruin…

Nobody's saying that your Thanksgiving wasn't riddled with awkward family moments, like when your uncle maybe announced that dinner was officially over by farting and shouting above the din of polite conversation, "Exeunt!" It's just that Halle Berry's Thanksgiving was probably way more awkward, and would be even if,… » 11/23/12 10:45am 11/23/12 10:45am

Daycare Workers Arrested for Allegedly Making a ‘Toddler Fights’ Video

At a daycare center that is apparently owned and operated by George Bluth, Sr., three workers allegedly videotaped a fight between the toddlers in their care, thus creating their very own, real-life version of "Boy Fights," which, as it turns out, isn't very funny without Ron Howard's sardonic narration. » 8/21/12 10:25pm 8/21/12 10:25pm

Kitten And Parrot Duke it Out for MMA Sofa Championship

It's a battle for the ages: Kitten is a sheltered professional fighter who has been waiting for all of her eight weeks of life for this moment, but is emotionally chafing under the strict reigns of his gruff father/trainer. Meanwhile, Parrot is the scrappy underdog (underparrot?) who learned to fight on the rough… » 7/28/12 12:00pm 7/28/12 12:00pm

George Clooney And Jennifer Aniston Share Private Jet, Awkwardly Avoid…

George Clooney, Stacy Keibler, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shared a private jet—the Glitter Person version of splitting a cab—in Switzerland. Were this an NYU freshman playwright's hastily-penned one-act, they would experience some turbulence and blurt out their long-held secrets, resentments and desires for… » 6/29/12 9:00am 6/29/12 9:00am

Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin Bailed…

After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included … » 6/15/12 9:00am 6/15/12 9:00am

An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy

Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it… » 5/02/12 10:00am 5/02/12 10:00am

Hero Breaks Up Subway Fight in Best Possible Way, By Eating Chips

One minute, these two are in a vicious fight on a subway train—kicking and screaming and everything—and then a strong, silent type walks between them and stops the battle instantly using his amazing super power... Eating chips? Yes. It's Chip Man to the rescue! Who is this (un)masked man? And why are his chips so… » 4/10/12 10:20am 4/10/12 10:20am

11-Year-Old Girl Gets Into After-School Fight, Ends Up Dead

After-school fights have been happening for as long as there has been school, but an altercation in California has had an unusually tragic result: An 11-year old girl died after fighting with one of her classmates over a boy. The girl, who has been identified as Joanna Ramos, and an unnamed classmate had a pre-planned… » 2/26/12 8:00pm 2/26/12 8:00pm

Obama Doesn't Have Time for Jan Brewer's Shit, But Don't Tell Her That

President Obama arrived in Phoenix yesterday and was greeted at the airport by Arizona governor Jan Brewer. And that was where the niceties ended. Brewer gave Obama a hand-written letter, and then the two got into a tense conversation. They were seen talking over each other, and she pointed at him. Then Obama walked… » 1/26/12 10:20am 1/26/12 10:20am

Watch A Terrifying Mob Of Shoe-Crazed Women Lose Their Shit At Saks

For many the holidays are about spending time with family and reflecting on the coming new year, but for others they're about elbowing people out of the way so they can buy more stuff. On Monday, the day when rabid bargain hunters took to stores in search of post-holiday sales, the traditionally upscale and even… » 12/28/11 10:55am 12/28/11 10:55am