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    11/06/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    BREAKING: Marilyn Manson now going door-to-door to shock people: [www.theonion.com] #marilynmanson
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    This is the first I'm hearing of a third Kill Bill!
    Soooooo excited!!!!!!!!! #marilynmanson
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    11/06/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    Get better, Rue! I don't want to see you or Betty go . . . I'm still mourning Bea. #marilynmanson
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    11/06/09

    @cand86: Ditto. I'll be devastated if another Golden Girl goes. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    I used to like Marilyn Manson (in high school). Then I got a bit older (I'm only a few years out of high school...) and forgot about him. Now every time I am reminded of him, I dislike him more and more.
    Now I can officially write him off as not only a completely psychotic douchebag with delusions of grandeur but a really BORING musician too. Seriously, that song sucked.

    That music video was disgusting. Marilyn Manson is a tool. And I feel really sorry for Evan Rachel Wood having this delinquent old man lurking around with murderous fantasies. I'd invest in a hefty team of bodyguards if I were here. #marilynmanson
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    11/06/09

    @TurtleSpeak: Oh, god. I got into him during Portrait of an American Family, when I was in middle school. I'm so embarrassed about it every time I read one of these gossip items now. He is such a psychotic douchebag. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    Well said, Emmy Rossum. Ending the cult of silence is a big step in ending the cycle. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    I like how Precious has become all about Mariah Carey's make-up. And by "like" I mean "I want to throw things while screaming in a primal rage."
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    I'm starting to feel sorry for Marilyn Manson. He tries so hard to be SHOCKING! and HARDCORE! but he's just... not. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09


    @morninggloria: So true. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @morninggloria:

    [www.theonion.com] #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @morninggloria: Well, he is 40. You would think he would notice that his shtick is kind of ridiculous. I guess he's Jack LaLanne of pretentious bullshit. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @sailorsong: It's like, dude. Do you think that no one in America has the internet? Anyone with a computer and a healthy adult curiosity can discover in about five minutes that Marilyn Manson is like... embarrassingly un hardcore when compared to that death metal band that like murdered each other in Norway back in the 90's. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @morninggloria: We should hold said band accountable for making Marilyn Manson look like a pansy. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @Maryscary: His cries for attention are getting a bit pathetic. I used to associate him with pleasant memories of my H.S. days until he Godwined his damn self. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @Maryscary: Well, in his defense, in every interview ever, he's like, "Yeah, I'm not really hardcore. That's an act, and people eat it up and pay me to act like a jackass, haha!"

    I still think he's a jackass underneath it, just a different kind. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    U2, that is the definition of a FAIL. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    That U2 story is priceless. I like to imagine Bono's thought process: The destruction of a wall separating communists from capitalists? Triumph of humanity! Build a wall separating rich from notsorich? Seems reasonable! #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I always kinda saw Bono as a hypocritical, pompous jackass. This seems to be about accurate. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I really doubt Bono is in charge of how the venue is arranged.

    I actually saw him last week at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame concert. I was in the very, very obstructed view seats and he was the first person out of 9 acts to turn and give us a little wave. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: one of the best halloween costumes i saw last weekend was a guy as Bono: he had a microphone, sunglasses...and a battery powered boombox blasting U2.

    he spent the whole night ONLY saying things like this. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @clevernamehere: If I could edit my comments today I'd add a /jokes tag. I know Bono's not in charge of everything in the world, that's just the impression he likes to give.

    #baDUMchh #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: All the tickets were free, I believe. Which kinda makes the wall keeping people out worse. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    I knew I couldn't be so attracted to Vincent Kartheiser for his Pete Campbell persona, he's a cryer! I love a man who cries at weddings. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    Sharon Osborne is such an asshole. I'm really trying hard to resist the urge to comment on the shit ton of plastic surgery Sharon has had to look the way she does now, because that would be petty of me. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @GirlFailer: Or something about how Sharon must have been struck with a "fat stick" since she "needed" to have barriatric surgery or how she must have been struck with the "addict" stick. Cause that would be mean of us. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @GirlFailer: #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09


    @GirlFailer: Oh, I'll go ahead and petty. Sharon has had that shit ton of surgery and evidently believes that to be as good as her Susan would have to do the same. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    No, universe! You will not take away any more Golden Girls this year! No! Bad! #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @vulcanized: That's exactly what I said to a friend who posted this on FB! Not two in one year! NO!! #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    Vincent Karthesier, stop making me love you so damn much. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @Dodgergirl: Have you ever seen this: #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @AmbivalentAlumna: I had never seen that before. The only thing that could've made that better is if he was singing about a chip n' dip. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Marilyn Murders Evan Look-Alike In Video; Pete Campbell Cried At Co-Star's Weddings
    I like the phrase "insolent sex party". It's adorable. It makes me think of Victorian hookers lounging around showing off their ankles. #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    @Triphena: I was so sure that my favorite phrase of today was "Silver Bells and Butt Floss," but then "insolent sex party" came along, and now I'm torn. #marilynmanson
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    11/06/09

    @Triphena: I love it. I want to go to Beyonce's insolent sex party! #marilynmanson
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
    Okay Blake, I understand anyone can feel powerless in high school, but feeling powerless because you had long, blonde hair? What kind of high school did you go to, because at my high school long, blonde hair = power. #lindsaylohan
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