PHILADELPHIA — Because of traffic following President Obama’s speech at the Wells Fargo Arena, celebrity guests didn’t arrive at the red carpet of the Creative Coalition Gala featuring Fergie until nearly 1 a.m. The few attending reporters and photographers stared tiredly at each other while we waited, downing vodka…
On this week’s episode of CSI: Taylor Swift our A-Plot was Taylor Swift; our B-Plot was MILF MONEY; and our C-Plot was Taylor Swift. #LEGGO
While the song itself settles upon my ears like dozens of tiny, freshly sharpened knives, the new video for Fergie’s MILF $ is a creation entirely unto itself. I’ve discovered that it’s best enjoyed muted, overlaid instead with “Guillotine (It goes Yah)” by Death Grips. I swear to god it lines up perfectly: Jarring…
As promised, Fergie has released a new song entitled “MILF $”—pronounced “MILF money”—and as promised, I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “Come!”
Once upon a time, the name Fergie did not immediately conjure a member of the Black-Eyed Peas but rather, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, one of the gloriously scandal-prone royals of the 1980s and 90s and later a media personality in her own right and fixture of women’s media. Please enjoy her attempting to make…
Say goodbye to your lame-o neon bong, because smoking weed is no longer about getting high—it’s about how rich you look while you’re doing it! From Style.com:
Part of the experience of covering an event like Coachella as a member of The Media includes receiving a barrage of emails leading up to the festival inquiring about interviews, photos, and partaaays.
At the end of every year, it seems like our society is allowing more and more room for hot garbage to fill our pop charts. We say this not as haters of pop music—we are not one of those finger-waggy assholes who thinks that Katy Perry, for example, does not make "real" music because she doesn't write and produce all…
There's no way to sugarcoat it: Fergie's video for "LA Love" is a hot-ass mess.
This Fergie song is so infuriating I do not even know where to begin. Maybe with the ill-capitalized title, "L.A. Love (la la)." Come on, son.
Last night in Los Angeles, stars gathered to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the Trevor Project — an organization and 24-hour hotline providing intervention and suicide prevention for LGBTQ youth — and to honor Trevor Hero Jane Lynch. The cause was good, the clothes were bad.
Turnz out everyone's favorite shirtless chest Zac Efron did a stint in rehab five months ago, while filming the upcoming Seth Rogen comedy Neighbors. E! claims it was for drinking, while TMZ says it was molly and coke — and that earlier this year Efron and some friends went on a flop-sweaty rager and caused $50,000…
Welcome to the jungle, little baby Fergamel! You exist now! Fergie-ferg finally gave birth to the baby she made using Josh Duhamel's penis and sperms. It's a boy. And they named it Axl. After Axl Rose. Axl Rose the man.
Billy Ray Cyrus was scheduled to appear on Piers Morgan last night—to talk about his daughter's butt stuff, I guess—but he bailed just 15 minutes before airtime. Morgan's people released a statement about Cyrus's reasoning, which was basically "ASDADFSDLFJHDSFEWURGAUDSFHSDFNWEKRUHDSKJFJSDLFKS."
HOLLYWOOD, CA - AUGUST 20: Singer Fergie arrives at the premiere of Vertical Entertainment's 'Scenic Route' at Chinese 6 Theater- Hollywood on August 20, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)
Three days after Lady Gaga let it slip why she and Perez Hilton went from your garden variety co-dependent girl/gay guy friendship to Mortal Enemies, she's accused him of stalking her and her family outside their New York apartment via since-deleted tweets:
While the last bastion between us and Justin Bieber's ass has been little more than thin cotton boxers for awhile now, it's all over. I have seen Culo del Beebo, and so will you. These photos were taken at Thanksgiving at his grandma's house in Toronto, where he serenaded her, naked, with an acoustic guitar. Because…
Today in Tweet Beat, Emma Roberts rock gets super "hood", Pam Grier waffles back and forth about how many shoes is too many and Katie Couric implies that she rocked the original pixie cut.