The Female Voter's Guide to Being Wooed by Political Parties

    The birds are a-chirping, it's a midterm election year, and romance is in the air. Ah yes, as political parties gear up for the great battle in the Senate, the House and gubernatorial positions, once again we women who are eligible to vote are reminded of our importance to the great country of America as a 'key… »8/17/14 2:30pm8/17/14 2:30pm


    Women Will Vote For You If You Appeal To Their Emotions, Says Man

    With all this hullabaloo about conservatives taking classes about how to talk to female candidates for political office (lesson 1 is just a picture of a woman in a power suit with an arrow to her that reads PERSON, followed by a pop quiz where men frown and squint and fill in the same chart, this time with the word… »12/10/13 3:40pm12/10/13 3:40pm

    Funny Women Try Their Hardest to Endorse Mitt Romney, Hilarity Ensues

    OK, the "binders full of women" joke has been more than beaten to death. It is a sun baked warthog corpse that was long ago picked to the bone by an eager, nervous internet liberal clusterfuck of circling joke vultures who would rather focus on Mitt Romney's dorkiness than the nutty closeness of this election… »10/22/12 6:45pm10/22/12 6:45pm

    Republicans Worried Women Won't Vote For Assholes

    With the once overcrowded field full of potential Republican Presidential candidates growing more sparse and morally tarnished by the day, some strategists are worried that women might hesitate to vote for whichever of the remaining jagoffs the GOP nominates. And because women vote in larger numbers than men and they… »12/02/11 11:10am12/02/11 11:10am

    "Thank God Women Are Not Lazy, Negligent Assholes When It Comes To Voting"

    Please give a warm welcome to Crappy Hour regular and former Wonkette editor Megan "Anonymous Lobbyist" Carpentier! Today, Megan will be filling in for Jezebel's favorite rabblerouser, Moe Tkacik, who is a bit under the weather (although she was able to rally enough to engage in everyone's favorite IM exchange on… »2/04/08 10:00am2/04/08 10:00am