Teens Blowing Each Other Much Less Than We'd Feared

Scintillating new data on the habits of horny heterosexual teens today, as the CDC has released the results of a survey detailing the oral sex habits of America's children — after all, they are the future. And despite rumors of rainbow parties and color coded Silly Bandz, this country's young women are actually… » 8/16/12 10:55am 8/16/12 10:55am

Got Morning Sickness? Give Two Blow Jobs and Call Me in the Morning

No amount of heavy duty feminism can alleviate the fact that when it comes to child creation, all a guy really must do is not ride a bike too much, ejaculate successfully into a fertile vagina, and then maybe hand out cigars. Meanwhile, the woman spends nine months growing a tiny, helpless proto-human inside her… » 7/10/12 6:30pm 7/10/12 6:30pm

Internet A-Tizzy Over The 'Next Amber Cole'

If you've ventured onto Twitter within the last few days, you might have noticed an unfamiliar name in the trending topics. Clicking over to the April Pratt topic page reveals that she's not a scientist or athlete or political candidate. Like many female internet sensations, she's another young woman filmed giving… » 11/02/11 6:30pm 11/02/11 6:30pm

PETA Finds New Way To Show Women Fellating Vegetables

Once again, the time-honored practice of pretending to submit a Super Bowl ad only to shriek that you've been censored converges with PETA's go-to publicity tactic: Female flesh. This year, they've taken some cues from Terry Richardson. » 2/01/11 2:28pm 2/01/11 2:28pm

Rihanna's New Video Celebrates Ball-Gags, Whips & Latex

RiRi frolics with blow-up dolls and sings, "Sex in the air. I don't care. I love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." BDSM enthusiast, or attempting to be edgy? » 2/01/11 11:10am 2/01/11 11:10am

French Politician Confuses Fellatio With Inflation

French politician Rachida Dati has apologized for saying in a radio interview yesterday, that overseas investment funds are, "looking for returns of 20 or 25%, at a time when fellatio is almost non-existent." In French "fellatio" and "inflation" sound similar. » 9/27/10 11:17am 9/27/10 11:17am

The 10 Dumbest Attempts To Get Laid

Last week, we asked readers to share their dumbest "must get laid" stories, resulting in over a thousand different tales of the pursuit of tail. Here are the ten best. » 6/25/10 2:00pm 6/25/10 2:00pm

Comfortably Numb: Throat Spray For Better BJs

Speaking of dicks, we were just thinking about how we could use some help swallowing as much peen as possible. Now there's this spray to numb our throats. Look out, Easter Sunday, here we cum. [Random Good Stuff] » 4/02/10 9:40am 4/02/10 9:40am

Controversial French Anti-Smoking Ads Depict Oral Sex

New anti-smoking ads have caused controversy in France because they show teens in a position that suggests oral sex. The ads are meant to show smoking creates "dependency and submission," but critics say they trivialize sexual abuse. [Reuters, Le Post] » 2/23/10 10:40am 2/23/10 10:40am

Few People Agree On The Definition Of Sex

When a friend tells you she's not yet had sex with someone, what do you take that to mean? In all truth, studies show that the two of you might be thinking very different things. » 7/01/09 1:00pm 7/01/09 1:00pm