Karlie Kloss is giving up her Victoria's Secret contract to be a student at NYU. Can you hear the sound of new models sprinting to their agents?

For some reason, attendance at Colonial Williamsburg has dropped like a rock, and the town is now reduced to trying to find ways to seem "hip," which is a terrible state of affairs. Isn't the whole point of Colonial Williamsburg that it's gloriously resistant to the whole concept of cool?

Oh, Felicity. You troubled little stalker, you.

The American Girl company leaves many feeling torn between its promotion of pricey consumerism and the dolls' celebration of history and education. One thing is certain though, the story of Felicity and her horse Penny is one that offers hope to the suburban girl-the horseless girl with a wild heart.

Another piece of our childhood — or at least the childhood we would have had if our parents had just broken down and forked out $100 for a doll — bites the dust is archived. Farewell, Mistress Merriman.

Is it a myth? A cliche? A fact? We investigate, and find the first historical instance of the post-breakup hair-change: