Nice moms are over. If a writer wants to make good, timely television these days, looking to Faye Dunaway’s tour-de-force in Mommie Dearest is apropos. Long live the evil cinematic mom.

In today's Tweet Beat, Samantha Ronson is listening to the world's best song, Roseanne Barr says something about Courtney Love that sounds about right and Faye Dunaway is not to be trifled with.

In today's Tweet Beat, Faye Dunaway is getting into Twitter and not a moment too soon, Demi Lovato has a lot of flannels and Rob Delaney and Patrick Stewart do their best to help out President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron in their time of need.

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…

The 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival kicked off this week with lots of premieres and photo ops for which celebs dressed up. From Angelina's casual khaki to typical Tilda, we have the best and worst of the offerings.

The Academy Award-winning turns 70 years young today; to celebrate, why not don a beret and turn to a life of crime? Or maybe just watch Network.

Apparently sales are "slow" for Jennifer Aniston's fragrance.

The Social Network premiered at the New York Film Festival last night, and the celebrities in attendance were (mostly) dressed to impress, sticking to sleek suits and simple dresses.

You'll laugh, you'll cry. It's better than Avatar. [The WoW Report]

• Kate Moss's company, Skate LLC, reported revenues of just over £1 million and profits of £771,139 during the year 2009. This is a significant drop from when she made 6.5 million in 2007. [Daily Mail]

• Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:

• Director Roman Polanski has been arrested by Swiss police, at the request of the United States, after he tried to enter Switzerland to attend the Zurich Film Festival, where a tribute to his work is taking place. [CNN]

Apparently, Hilary Duff and Faye Dunaway are in a feud. Dunaway isn't happy that Duff was cast as Bonnie in the Bonnie and Clyde remake, saying she's not "a real actress." Duff shot back.

• Miley Cyrus is seen "slanting her eyes" in a picture that's been circulating on the web.

• Amy Winehouse is doing fine, says her spokesman, whom she pays to say such things. Despite tabloid rumors, she is not on a suicide watch. [People]
• Also, Amy's mom says Amy is a good influence on her goddaughter, Dionne, who wants to be a singer. [Daily Express]
• Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: Back on. [People]
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[Hollywood, June 12. Image via Splash.]

The glitzy madness that is the Cannes Film Festival is in full swing! Yesterday, at the premiere of Blindness, which stars Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett was the one who stole the show. She was luminous and resplendent in ruffles! (Ms. Moore was weighed down by black feathers.) Who else was basking in the glare of…

It's safe to say that, by this point, everyone knows everything they need to know about Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's new movie, Baby Mama. But did you know that it opened last night at the Tribeca Film Festival? And that, in addition to Fey (left) and Poehler, SNL peeps Rachel Dratch, Molly Shannon and Lorne Michaels…