Fox Host is Last Person in America Who Doesn't 'Get' Stephen Colbert

After having a segment of his deliciously skewered by Stephen Colbert this week, one Fox News host is FIGHTING BACK. Against what, exactly, we're not sure. » 2/28/14 7:00pm 2/28/14 7:00pm

Appalachian Trail Hiking Mark Sanford Joins Fox News

From the Appalachian Trail to the... Crappalachian Trail. Disgraced former South Carolina governor and notorious family values-touting philanderer Mark Sanford will soon be reappearing in the public eye again after resigning from office in 2009. This time around, he'll be joining Fox News, cable TV's shoutiest network. » 10/21/11 5:43pm 10/21/11 5:43pm

Ingraham Compares Pelosi To Prostitute, Stephen Tyler

The Politico: "Ingraham announced that the speaker did everything but 'sell her own body' to win the 220-to-215 vote." The madness continues on Ingraham's website where she asks if Nancy Pelosi and Stephen Tyler were seperated at birth. Classy. [Politico] » 11/10/09 12:30pm 11/10/09 12:30pm

Crazy Like A Fox: Karl Rove Declares Victory In Healthcare Conflict

Today's headline made me curse out loud. "The GOP Is Winning the Health-Care Debate," the Wall Street Journal screams. Muttering to myself about talking points, I looked down and saw the byline. Karl Rove? You can't trust that fuckbag! » 10/08/09 10:00am 10/08/09 10:00am

Anatomy Of A Publicity Stunt

So the rumors are swirling that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are getting married. I called the local hardware store: there have been no reports of 13-year-old girls tearfully buying pitchforks. Therefore, I'm pretty sure this rumor is false. » 8/16/09 5:15pm 8/16/09 5:15pm

Palin Supporters Use Fake Media To Bash Real Media

Daily Show hottie Jason Jones headed to Alaska this past weekend to "commune" with Sarah Palin's supporters at her resignation speech and castigate Big Media for running her off. » 7/28/09 1:00pm 7/28/09 1:00pm