Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Your Bullshit

If your formerly jaunty, energetic pet has melted into a fat puddle of loose skin and belly sag, becoming so lumpy and gross that you can’t even bring yourself to touch it anymore, you might want to get over your fat phobia because you’re clearly depriving your pet of physical affection. Then, once you’ve sunk your… »9/22/13 2:30pm9/22/13 2:30pm

Spongebob, the 33-Pound Cat-Daddy of Cuddles, Dies of a Broken Heart

Ever since Meow, the 39-pound shelter cat from Santa Fe, made his media debut and died all in the span of just a few weeks, the world has mourned the loss of one of its largest and least evasive cuddle monsters. This is why it pains me to bring you yet more sad fat-cat news — Spongebob, the 33-pound tabby that the Post »8/10/12 10:40am8/10/12 10:40am