Jimmy John's Non-Compete Agreements Are Utterly Psychotic

More evidence that Jimmy Johns is the quite possibly the worst company to work for in America: they force their employees — even those at the bottom rungs of the ladder like sandwich makers and delivery drivers — to sign non-competes that would seem overbearing to a governmental espionage agency. » 10/13/14 11:21pm 10/13/14 11:21pm

BK Employee Sexually Assaulted Co-Workers, Told Them He Was a Cop

In a story that's fucked up in about four different directions at once, a Portsmouth, a New Hampshire Burger King employee has been charged with sexually assaulting three co-workers and then telling them he was a cop to get them to keep quiet about it. Wait, it gets worse. » 10/11/14 3:30pm 10/11/14 3:30pm

Why Burger King's Black Cheese Burger is Actually Pretty Cool

By now, most of you are probably familiar with the visually nightmarish Kuro Burger from Burger King Japan. Both Jesus Diaz at Sploid and Brian Ashcraft at Kotaku ran posts about it, and it's been all over the internet. But while it looks unquestionably Lovecraftian, its construction is fascinating and I'd eat that… » 9/13/14 1:31pm 9/13/14 1:31pm