Taco Bell's Next Big Product Release is Apparently a Frito Taco

Well, that was pretty much inevitable. Taco Bell apparently made an oopsie and released a slide in a presentation to investors that appears to be a Frito Taco similar to their Doritos Locos Tacos — although given their talents when it comes to clever marketing, I wouldn't be shocked if this was a deliberate move. » 12/13/14 1:07pm 12/13/14 1:07pm

Taco Bell is Making a Spirited Attempt at World Domination

As we've talked about on Kitchenette, McDonald's and other large fast food chains have been having a rough time of it lately, especially compared to fast casuals like Chipotle and Panera. Yet there's one chain that, by all appearances, seems completely immune to the trendline: Taco Bell. » 12/11/14 10:00pm 12/11/14 10:00pm

Skyline Chili Owner Has the Funniest Goddamn Quotes About Skyline

Generally, it's the job of a restaurateur to talk about how great their product is in order to entice customers. If you own a Skyline Chili franchise, however, that's apparently impossible, because some lies are just too huge for the human brain to even attempt to propagate. » 11/29/14 6:15pm 11/29/14 6:15pm

McDonald's Worker Wins $437,000 From NY After Cop's False Allegation

A former McDonald's employee won nearly half a million dollars over an incident that occurred nearly a decade ago featuring a policeman lying and then coercing the employee into a false confession. For those keeping score, this means the score is now Regular People 1, Police Officers 5,685,382+. So, progress! » 11/22/14 1:32pm 11/22/14 1:32pm

Jimmy John's Non-Compete Agreements Are Utterly Psychotic

More evidence that Jimmy Johns is the quite possibly the worst company to work for in America: they force their employees — even those at the bottom rungs of the ladder like sandwich makers and delivery drivers — to sign non-competes that would seem overbearing to a governmental espionage agency. » 10/13/14 11:21pm 10/13/14 11:21pm