Domino's Unleashes the Most Terrifying Print Ad in History

What's a pizza company to do if they want to get in on that sweet 50 Shades of Grey cash cow action, but have absolutely no promo connection to the infamous amalgam of Freaky Friend Fiction word snippets masquerading as dialogue? How about an ad referencing BDSM? OK, great, but even better: how about an ad that… » 1/27/15 10:01pm Yesterday 10:01pm

Taco Bell's Next Big Product Release is Apparently a Frito Taco

Well, that was pretty much inevitable. Taco Bell apparently made an oopsie and released a slide in a presentation to investors that appears to be a Frito Taco similar to their Doritos Locos Tacos — although given their talents when it comes to clever marketing, I wouldn't be shocked if this was a deliberate move. » 12/13/14 1:07pm 12/13/14 1:07pm

Taco Bell is Making a Spirited Attempt at World Domination

As we've talked about on Kitchenette, McDonald's and other large fast food chains have been having a rough time of it lately, especially compared to fast casuals like Chipotle and Panera. Yet there's one chain that, by all appearances, seems completely immune to the trendline: Taco Bell. » 12/11/14 10:00pm 12/11/14 10:00pm

Skyline Chili Owner Has the Funniest Goddamn Quotes About Skyline

Generally, it's the job of a restaurateur to talk about how great their product is in order to entice customers. If you own a Skyline Chili franchise, however, that's apparently impossible, because some lies are just too huge for the human brain to even attempt to propagate. » 11/29/14 6:15pm 11/29/14 6:15pm

McDonald's Worker Wins $437,000 From NY After Cop's False Allegation

A former McDonald's employee won nearly half a million dollars over an incident that occurred nearly a decade ago featuring a policeman lying and then coercing the employee into a false confession. For those keeping score, this means the score is now Regular People 1, Police Officers 5,685,382+. So, progress! » 11/22/14 1:32pm 11/22/14 1:32pm